02/06/2026
Four blokes have been going to the same fishing spot every year. Two days before the trip, Frank’s wife suddenly declares, “That’s it. You’re not going.”
The boys are shattered, but what can they do.
Two days later, the remaining three arrive at the campsite… only to find Frank already there — tent up, fire going, dinner on, looking relaxed as anything.
They stare at him.
“Mate… how long have you been here? And HOW did you convince your wife to let you go?”
Frank sighs and says:
“Well, I got here yesterday. Last night I was sitting in my chair when my wife came up behind me, covered my eyes and said, ‘Guess who?’
I turned around and she’d set up this whole romantic scene — candles, music, the works. She tells me she’s planned a special night and leads me to the bedroom.
Then she says, ‘Tie me up… and do whatever you want.’”
Frank gestures around the campsite.
“So… I did whatever I wanted.”
