Smoking Kills Bar

Smoking Kills Bar Rum Dive. Melville, Joburg.

Before the stupid fu***ng AI slop Marigold made this with her hands 💅 Now come watch some real humans Play some music ma...
12/09/2026

Before the stupid fu***ng AI slop

Marigold made this with her hands 💅

Now come watch some real humans
Play some music made by real humans

TENRAPID 8
MATTHEW FINK 9.20
ANXXIOUSBABY is 10.40
PARADISO 12

We made it real cute in the building WITH OUR HANDS so come see

FREE ENTRANCE if you could become an 80s character without AI
R50 if you catch us after the rugby or whatever

Xoxo
LOVE YOU

If we were in America (which I mean, thank god we aren't) Schools would we going back and we'd be starting the new year ...
08/09/2026

If we were in America (which I mean, thank god we aren't)
Schools would we going back and we'd be starting the new year so prom wouldn't make any sense.

But being part of South Africa means that we get to have a fake prom, at the real end of the work year, and the start of Ke Dezemba (which obviously starts in October and runs til a at-least mid Jan)

So f**k that 9-5 and celebrate our lord and saviour Dolly 🩷 at the 80s prom of her dreams 💕

Featuring

saa ✨
Matthew Fink
Justin Barrow
Paradisco 🌴

All 80s
All night

Dress up in your best 80s prom fit and you get in free ✨
Don't understand the assignment? R50 penalty entrance free 😡

DJs from 8pm - Late

K LOVE YOU ❤️


(please)

Aimee alone on bar on Tuesdays? Without a single adult supervising? Lol let's see how that goes Drink rum and don't be a...
01/09/2026

Aimee alone on bar on Tuesdays?

Without a single adult supervising?

Lol let's see how that goes

Drink rum and don't be a poes

Rules are simple
Nights are wild

LETS FU***NG GO

LOVE YOU

Another Sunday Another Jol Come listen to Cazza and drink with Aimee and Mars DJ from 8Kitchen open until 2am 💋 Drink ru...
30/08/2026

Another Sunday
Another Jol
Come listen to Cazza and drink with Aimee and Mars

DJ from 8
Kitchen open until 2am 💋

Drink rum
Don't be a poes

If you stop drinking the hangover wins

LOVE YOU

Remember when Aimee started bartending here 5 years ago? Let's see if she can still do it after a small 2 month break fr...
25/08/2026

Remember when Aimee started bartending here 5 years ago?

Let's see if she can still do it after a small 2 month break from life behind bars

Let's keep the conversation light and the drinks heavy

No sad talk for one night k?

Don't be a Poes



Doors open at 8pm 💋

TIRED OF HOUSE WORK? LISTEN TO HOUSE MUSICALL NIGHT. SATURDAY, 29 AUGUST.We call it house work, 'cos it's light work.Com...
24/08/2026

TIRED OF HOUSE WORK?

LISTEN TO HOUSE MUSIC

ALL NIGHT. SATURDAY, 29 AUGUST.

We call it house work, 'cos it's light work.

Come throw shapes, feel the bass, 'til your feet hurt.

ON DECKS:
SKINK
HARIZMATIK
BITCOIN BADDIE

9PM - LATE

100 Free Tickets online
R50 @ the door

Snash Mange takes on the first 🔥 HOT Sunday of the year. Featuring Larpum Diko 🇿🇦 for a day of RNB, HIP HOP & AFROTECH ⚡...
23/08/2026

Snash Mange takes on the first 🔥 HOT Sunday of the year.

Featuring Larpum Diko 🇿🇦 for a day of RNB, HIP HOP & AFROTECH ⚡️

Doors open at 2pm and DJs are on from 3pm til 8ish

It's a Sunday so and don't be a poes 😉

What would Smoking Kills be without the Femmes? Basically 1.5 bartenders. Happy Women's day from our family to yours St...
09/08/2026

What would Smoking Kills be without the Femmes?
Basically 1.5 bartenders. Happy Women's day from our family to yours

Stay Cunty xoxox

LOVE YOU

💋

Address

Johannesburg

Opening Hours

Wednesday 16:00 - 01:00
Thursday 16:00 - 01:00
Friday 16:00 - 02:00
Saturday 14:00 - 02:00
Sunday 14:00 - 02:00

Telephone

+27817225725

Website

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