Smoking Kills Bar

Smoking Kills Bar Rum Dive. Melville, Joburg.

Democracy will deliver.In an unanimous decision, we voted to stay home It's kak cold See you on Wednesday
14/04/2026

Democracy will deliver.
In an unanimous decision, we voted to stay home
It's kak cold

See you on Wednesday

We've never said no to an afters See you later šŸ’‹ on the decks Get chow at the bar Kiss Kiss your Choms on the mouth Let...
12/04/2026

We've never said no to an afters
See you later
šŸ’‹
on the decks
Get chow at the bar
Kiss Kiss your Choms on the mouth

Let's say 8ish?
Wear something tight šŸ’¦

Smoking Kills 10 April 2026 Free Entrance Side effects include but are not limited to INSTATE STONEY MARONEY DRVGGS JEST...
08/04/2026

Smoking Kills
10 April 2026
Free Entrance

Side effects include but are not limited to

INSTATE
STONEY MARONEY
DRVGGS
JESTER
JUGGLER

If you or any of your loved ones are affected please see the bar immediately

WARNING

DRINK RUM
DO NOT BE A POES

Admin reveal
01/04/2026

Admin reveal

Smoking Kills & WeDidThis Records Proudly Presents: Neuroot (NL) Grift, Necklace and Aura Electric Live in Jozi! Come an...
28/03/2026

Smoking Kills & WeDidThis Records Proudly Presents:

Neuroot (NL) Grift, Necklace and Aura Electric Live in Jozi!

Come and watch Netherlands D-Beat stalwarts shred our local DIY venue with the best punk bands that Jozi has to offer.

Line Up:

20h00 - Aura Electric
21h00 - Necklace
22h00 - Grift
23h00 - Neuroot (NL)

MERCH ON SALE / NO BIGOTS / STAGE DIVES

TICKETS:

https://www.quicket.co.za/events/357838-neuroot-netherlands-friends-live-at-smoking-kills-jhb/ #/

Gone so long you might aswell call this a guest shift. Catch Aimee back behind Smoking Kills bar using far less fancy gl...
22/03/2026

Gone so long you might aswell call this a guest shift.

Catch Aimee back behind Smoking Kills bar using far less fancy glassware and trying to remember what goes in a daiquiri.
It's probably rum.
She is sure it's rum.

Doors open at 3pm because it's raining and we think you (read we) deserve to sleep in.

K
Love you

and don't be a poes.
(Unless they are super kak)

Smoking Kills Open Tuesday - Sunday Sometime in the afternoon - Late
20/03/2026

Smoking Kills
Open Tuesday - Sunday
Sometime in the afternoon - Late

8PM We Snashed it out the park with this booking šŸ˜‰ Afro tech and Afro beats and a whole lot of bartenders from Africa co...
08/03/2026

8PM

We Snashed it out the park with this booking šŸ˜‰

Afro tech and Afro beats and a whole lot of bartenders from Africa coming around to make your night even better

On international women's day?
F**k sure!

One two
AJABU

Wanna see what bartenders get up to when no one is around? ;) Industry night but with you guys too And the final edition...
08/03/2026

Wanna see what bartenders get up to when no one is around? ;)

Industry night but with you guys too

And the final edition of Aimee's Birthday Party

Special edition Ajabu cocktail menu available for one night only!

One
Two
AJABU

Ps. The first taste of Teremana is up šŸ‘€
New tequila?
Yes please

Now we've been known to poke fun at Padel in general but the fact that it was created by people plonked out of their min...
20/02/2026

Now we've been known to poke fun at Padel in general but the fact that it was created by people plonked out of their minds on margaritas makes a whole bunch more sense.

So to celebrate the rise of a boet From Fourways being able to hit on a betty with the line "Iā€™m not usually one for passing shots, but Iā€™d love to pass by your court later."

Let's spend 3 days drinking R50 Espolon Margaritas and seeing how close we can get to a Laaans head type of boet accent while we chill with some Choms and chow a burger?

Sweet brah

LOVE YOU

(okay but not this one time)
And just don't be a poes
Please
Asking nicely

Doors @ 5 Half price drinks until 7 Speed dating @ 7 Baby sister @ 9 Cuddle up a little bit longer šŸ’‹ See you later
15/02/2026

Doors @ 5
Half price drinks until 7
Speed dating @ 7
Baby sister @ 9

Cuddle up a little bit longer šŸ’‹
See you later

We have a few spots left for our little gender free speed dating and 2 x single tickets up for grab šŸ‘€ 1. Share this post...
15/02/2026

We have a few spots left for our little gender free speed dating and 2 x single tickets up for grab šŸ‘€

1. Share this post to your story
2. Tag a bestie who you think would want to see it
Winners announced at at 5pm

Xoxoxox

Address

Johannesburg

Opening Hours

Wednesday 16:00 - 01:00
Thursday 16:00 - 01:00
Friday 16:00 - 02:00
Saturday 14:00 - 02:00
Sunday 14:00 - 02:00

Telephone

+27817225725

Website

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