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01/01/2026

HAPPY NEW YEAR SQUAD IT’S 2026

12/25/2025

MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM US TO YOU!

12/23/2025

🚨 MILITARY LIBS SITREP | WE’RE CLOSE 🚨

Quick transparency check with the squad.

Military Libs: Marine Corps Edition is ready to move, but we need your help to get it to print.

We’ve confirmed with the print company that once we hit 100 total orders, we can go to print immediately. Right now, we’re about 38 copies short of that minimum.

This isn’t just a book. It’s Marine humor, shared chaos, and the kind of laughs only our community understands.

Mission Objective:
✔ Hit 100 orders
✔ Go to print
✔ Start production early next year

How you can help right now:
👉 Order your copy
👉 Share this post
👉 Tag a Marine or someone who needs this

Every order counts. Every share helps. This is a squad-driven mission, and we’re almost there.

Let’s get this across the finish line.

🔗 Order + Share here: WWW.MILTREATS.COM

You’ve been briefed.

12/07/2025

Today we stand at attention for a moment in our nation’s history that changed everything. 84 years ago on December 7th 1941 the Day That Lives in Infamy the Imperial Japanese Navy launched a surprise attack on Naval Base Pearl Harbor. In under ninety minutes 2,403 American service members were killed 1,178 were wounded and 8 battleships 3 cruisers and more than 180 aircraft were destroyed or damaged.

Even in complete chaos Marines and United States Navy Sailors fought back with every ounce of grit firing anti aircraft guns rescuing the wounded and refusing to quit. One factor that helped turn the tide later was the absence of all United States aircraft carriers from Pearl Harbor during the attack which allowed America to recover regroup and push forward.

This moment forced the United States into World War II and only six months later victory at the Battle of Midway changed the momentum of the entire Pacific theater. The 3rd and 6th Marine Defense Battalions stood their ground on Midway proving again what American resolve looks like when tested.

At MilTreats we honor the stories the history and the people who carried this nation through its darkest hours. Remember them today and every day.

Never forget December 7th.
Honor the legacy. Carry the history forward.

12/01/2025

Black Friday → Cyber Monday: Final Hours, Squad.
Your 20% OFF site-wide op ends at midnight tomorrow.

If you’ve been eyeing our Cup of Shut The F**k Up Coffee, challenge coins, stickers, apparel, gifts, or gear, this is your last call before the hatch seals.

Lock it in while the discount is live.
Mission closes at 2359 Monday.

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11/28/2025

Black Friday through Cyber Monday 20% Sale

NO CODE NEEDED!

WWW.MILTREATS.COM

11/27/2025

HAPPY THANKSGIVING FROM US TO YOU AT MILTREATS.

11/17/2025

Please continue to support us while we’re looking for a new manufacturer for our CRE’s

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THANK YOU!

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