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Holy Smoke Bonaire Home of the BEST Holy Smoked Ribs of the Caribbean since 2020.

Serving the only Holy Smoked Pulled Pork sandwich for lunch, and creator of the unique Smoked Beef Birria Taco's 𝗙𝗔𝗤:
𝗤: How long does it take to smoke your delicious ribs?
𝗔: It takes 5 hours for the Holy Smoked Ribs!
𝗤: Do I have to order in advance?
𝗔: You don't 'have to', but you take the risk of selling out.
𝗤: What happens If I don't show up on time?
𝗔: Your portion will be sold after 15 mins.
𝗤: Can I pay with card / swipe?
𝗔: Yes you can, there is a $2 surcharge for credit cards, and $0 for debit.
𝗤: Can I get 'x' 'y' or 'z' sauce on the ribs?
𝗔: Nope, nope, and nope, we only make our secret bbq sauce and that's it!
𝗤: Do you have vegetarian options?
𝗔: Pigs turn vegetables into edible protein, they are like almost vegetables by proxy.
𝗤: Are there any gluten/nuts/soy etc etc in your 'x' ?
𝗔: Yes, we make sure to put all the extra goodies in 'x'.
𝗤: Can I get slab only?
𝗔: Sure, price is the same as the full menu tough..
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10/09/2026

!! CLOSED !!
10 sept.
12-13 sept.

one day....
05/09/2026

one day....

Wake up. Step out. Cast off.

Bonaire has villas. Bonaire has water. What it very rarely has is one address that puts a private dock, a private pool and a rooftop sunset terrace together — and lets you run from your own mooring straight into open Caribbean water.

Saramaca 8 is that rare thing: a genuine one-off on the Saramaca Peninsula, the kind of property that surfaces every few years rather than every season. Three moves between the bedroom and open water, and your boat tied up where most houses have a back fence.

4 bed · 3 bath · 250 m² · Kralendijk, Bonaire · USD 1,695,000

https://bonaire-brokers.com/properties/bonne-bonaire-the-only-villa-for-sale-with-a-huge-private-dock

Feliz dia di Bonairu, anto nos ta sera!CLOSED: Thursday 3rd.CLOSED: Saturday 5th.CLOSED: Sunday 6th. Feliz dia di Bonair...
31/08/2026

Feliz dia di Bonairu, anto nos ta sera!

CLOSED: Thursday 3rd.
CLOSED: Saturday 5th.
CLOSED: Sunday 6th. Feliz dia di Bonairu!

29/08/2026

𝗛𝗢𝗟𝗬 𝗦𝗠𝗢𝗞𝗘𝗗 𝗥𝗜𝗕𝗦 | 𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗭𝗬 𝗧𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗬 𝗧𝗨𝗥𝗞𝗘𝗬 𝗟𝗘𝗚
When: 𝗦𝗔𝗧𝗨𝗥𝗗𝗔𝗬 and 𝗦𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗔𝗬 from 𝟭𝟳:𝟬𝟬 until 𝗦𝗢𝗟𝗗 𝗢𝗨𝗧.
Where: 𝗞𝗮𝘆𝗮 𝗜𝗿 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗶𝘂𝘀 𝘃𝗮𝗻 𝗘𝗽𝘀 𝟭𝟳
Reservations: 𝗗𝗠 𝗼𝗿 𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁𝘀𝗮𝗽𝗽 +𝟱𝟵𝟵 𝟳𝟵𝟲 𝟵𝟵 𝟲𝟲
𝗙𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝘀𝗹𝗮𝗯 𝗛𝗼𝗹𝘆 𝗦𝗺𝗼𝗸𝗲𝗱 𝗥𝗶𝗯𝘀, crunchy fries, sauce, salad of the day, $𝟮𝟱,-
𝗖𝗿𝗮𝘇𝘆 𝗧𝗮𝘀𝘁𝘆 𝗧𝘂𝗿𝗸𝗲𝘆 𝗟𝗲𝗴, crunchy fries, sauce, salad of the day, $𝟮𝟱,-

23/08/2026

𝗜𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗼𝗻 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘀𝗲 𝘀𝗹𝗮𝗯𝘀?

If not, 𝗣𝗥𝗘-𝗢𝗥𝗗𝗘𝗥 𝗡𝗢𝗪!
TAKE OUT ONLY
Saturday and Sunday from 17:00 until SOLD-OUT
Kaya Ir Statius van eps 17
𝗗𝗠 𝗢𝗥 𝗪𝗛𝗔𝗧𝗦𝗔𝗣𝗣 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗲𝗿𝘃𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗡𝗢𝗪! + 𝟱𝟵𝟵 𝟳𝟵𝟲 𝟵𝟵 𝟲𝟲

Address

Kaya IR. Randolph Statius Van Eps #17
Kralendijk
0000XX

Opening Hours

Thursday 17:00 - 19:00
Saturday 17:00 - 19:00
Sunday 17:00 - 19:00

Telephone

+5997969966

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