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Holy Smoke Bonaire Home of the BEST Holy Smoked Ribs of the Caribbean since 2020.

Serving the only Holy Smoked Pulled Pork sandwich for lunch, and creator of the unique Smoked Beef Birria Taco's ๐—™๐—”๐—ค:
๐—ค: How long does it take to smoke your delicious ribs?
๐—”: It takes 5 hours for the Holy Smoked Ribs!
๐—ค: Do I have to order in advance?
๐—”: You don't 'have to', but you take the risk of selling out.
๐—ค: What happens If I don't show up on time?
๐—”: Your portion will be sold after 15 mins.
๐—ค: Can I pay with card / swipe?
๐—”: Yes you can, there is a $2 surcharge for credit cards, and $0 for debit.
๐—ค: Can I get 'x' 'y' or 'z' sauce on the ribs?
๐—”: Nope, nope, and nope, we only make our secret bbq sauce and that's it!
๐—ค: Do you have vegetarian options?
๐—”: Pigs turn vegetables into edible protein, they are like almost vegetables by proxy.
๐—ค: Are there any gluten/nuts/soy etc etc in your 'x' ?
๐—”: Yes, we make sure to put all the extra goodies in 'x'.
๐—ค: Can I get slab only?
๐—”: Sure, price is the same as the full menu tough..
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10/09/2026

!! CLOSED !!
10 sept.
12-13 sept.

one day....
05/09/2026

one day....

Wake up. Step out. Cast off.

Bonaire has villas. Bonaire has water. What it very rarely has is one address that puts a private dock, a private pool and a rooftop sunset terrace together โ€” and lets you run from your own mooring straight into open Caribbean water.

Saramaca 8 is that rare thing: a genuine one-off on the Saramaca Peninsula, the kind of property that surfaces every few years rather than every season. Three moves between the bedroom and open water, and your boat tied up where most houses have a back fence.

4 bed ยท 3 bath ยท 250 mยฒ ยท Kralendijk, Bonaire ยท USD 1,695,000

https://bonaire-brokers.com/properties/bonne-bonaire-the-only-villa-for-sale-with-a-huge-private-dock

Feliz dia di Bonairu, anto nos ta sera!CLOSED: Thursday 3rd.CLOSED: Saturday 5th.CLOSED: Sunday 6th. Feliz dia di Bonair...
31/08/2026

Feliz dia di Bonairu, anto nos ta sera!

CLOSED: Thursday 3rd.
CLOSED: Saturday 5th.
CLOSED: Sunday 6th. Feliz dia di Bonairu!

29/08/2026

๐—›๐—ข๐—Ÿ๐—ฌ ๐—ฆ๐— ๐—ข๐—ž๐—˜๐—— ๐—ฅ๐—œ๐—•๐—ฆ | ๐—–๐—ฅ๐—”๐—ญ๐—ฌ ๐—ง๐—”๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—ฌ ๐—ง๐—จ๐—ฅ๐—ž๐—˜๐—ฌ ๐—Ÿ๐—˜๐—š
When: ๐—ฆ๐—”๐—ง๐—จ๐—ฅ๐——๐—”๐—ฌ and ๐—ฆ๐—จ๐—ก๐——๐—”๐—ฌ from ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿณ:๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿฌ until ๐—ฆ๐—ข๐—Ÿ๐—— ๐—ข๐—จ๐—ง.
Where: ๐—ž๐—ฎ๐˜†๐—ฎ ๐—œ๐—ฟ ๐—ฆ๐˜๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ถ๐˜‚๐˜€ ๐˜ƒ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—˜๐—ฝ๐˜€ ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿณ
Reservations: ๐——๐—  ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ช๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜๐˜€๐—ฎ๐—ฝ๐—ฝ +๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿต๐Ÿต ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿต๐Ÿฒ ๐Ÿต๐Ÿต ๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฒ
๐—™๐˜‚๐—น๐—น ๐˜€๐—น๐—ฎ๐—ฏ ๐—›๐—ผ๐—น๐˜† ๐—ฆ๐—บ๐—ผ๐—ธ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—ฅ๐—ถ๐—ฏ๐˜€, crunchy fries, sauce, salad of the day, $๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฑ,-
๐—–๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐˜‡๐˜† ๐—ง๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜๐˜† ๐—ง๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐—ธ๐—ฒ๐˜† ๐—Ÿ๐—ฒ๐—ด, crunchy fries, sauce, salad of the day, $๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฑ,-

23/08/2026

๐—œ๐˜€ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐—ป๐—ฎ๐—บ๐—ฒ ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฒ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐˜€๐—ฒ ๐˜€๐—น๐—ฎ๐—ฏ๐˜€?

If not, ๐—ฃ๐—ฅ๐—˜-๐—ข๐—ฅ๐——๐—˜๐—ฅ ๐—ก๐—ข๐—ช!
TAKE OUT ONLY
Saturday and Sunday from 17:00 until SOLD-OUT
Kaya Ir Statius van eps 17
๐——๐—  ๐—ข๐—ฅ ๐—ช๐—›๐—”๐—ง๐—ฆ๐—”๐—ฃ๐—ฃ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜ƒ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ก๐—ข๐—ช! + ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿต๐Ÿต ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿต๐Ÿฒ ๐Ÿต๐Ÿต ๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฒ

Address

Kaya IR. Randolph Statius Van Eps #17
Kralendijk
0000XX

Opening Hours

Thursday 17:00 - 19:00
Saturday 17:00 - 19:00
Sunday 17:00 - 19:00

Telephone

+5997969966

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