The Angry Beaver

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🏈 NFL FOOTBALL IS BACK, BABY!!! 🏈Okay… technically it’s preseason.Do the games count? Nope. Do we care? Also nope. 😂Most...
08/13/2026

🏈 NFL FOOTBALL IS BACK, BABY!!! 🏈

Okay… technically it’s preseason.

Do the games count? Nope. Do we care? Also nope. 😂

Most of the starters will play somewhere between six minutes and “thanks for putting on the uniform,” but after months without NFL football, we’ll watch ANYTHING.

There are SIX preseason games today!

This is the magical time of year when some guy wearing #47 catches a touchdown and everyone at the bar immediately says, “WHO IS THAT GUY?! HE BETTER MAKE THE TEAM!”

Three weeks later he’s working at Enterprise Rent-A-Car. 😂

Preseason football is basically the free sample at Costco of the NFL season. It’s not the full meal, but we’ve been starving since February, so hand it over.

The scores don’t matter. The standings don’t matter. Your fantasy team doesn’t care.

But every completely meaningless snap gets us one snap closer to OPENING DAY!

So come down to The Angry Beaver, grab some food, grab a drink and enjoy six glorious games of quarterbacks you’ve never heard of throwing to receivers you’ll probably never hear of again. 😂

The helmets are back. The questionable coaching decisions are back. The completely unreasonable fan expectations are back.

And most importantly…

🏈 FOOTBALL IS BACK!!! 🏈

See you at The Angry Beaver! 🦫🍻

Where even meaningless football is still better than NO FOOTBALL.

🚨 TONIGHT AT THE ANGRY BEAVER: MARINERS BASEBALL + GEEKS WHO DRINK TRIVIA 🚨⚾ MARINERS — 4:10 PM🧠 GEEKS WHO DRINK TRIVIA ...
08/12/2026

🚨 TONIGHT AT THE ANGRY BEAVER: MARINERS BASEBALL + GEEKS WHO DRINK TRIVIA 🚨

⚾ MARINERS — 4:10 PM
🧠 GEEKS WHO DRINK TRIVIA — 7:00 PM

Come early and watch the Mariners, a team that entered the season with WORLD SERIES ASPIRATIONS and is now apparently participating in an entirely different competition:

“Can We Make Our Fans Question Every Decision That Led Them Here?”

The talent is there.
The expectations were there.
The hope was there.

The hope has since been placed on waivers. 😂

Remember when we were talking about the World Series?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Good times.

Now we’re looking at the standings like somebody checking their bank account after a weekend in Vegas:

“Okay… that’s not great.”

But we still care.

WAY TOO MUCH.

That’s the problem.

If we didn’t care, this would be easy. Instead, every Mariners game is a three-hour emotional escape room where the final clue is usually:

“Why did I do this to myself again?”

So come to The Angry Beaver at 4:10, grab a beer, order some food, and watch our extremely talented baseball team continue their fascinating scientific experiment:

“How much disappointment can one fan base absorb before trivia starts?”

THEN AT 7PM…

🧠 GEEKS WHO DRINK TRIVIA TAKES OVER!

Finally, a competition where someone inside The Angry Beaver has a chance to win something. 😂

Bring your smartest friends.

Bring your dumbest friends too. Every trivia team needs someone who confidently screams the wrong answer before anyone has finished reading the question.

And after watching the Mariners, every trivia question will feel easy.

“What’s the capital of France?”

PARIS!

“Who painted the Mona Lisa?”

DA VINCI!

“Why can’t the Mariners just have a normal season?”

NEXT QUESTION.

We love the Mariners. ❤️⚾

We will continue watching.

We will continue believing.

We will continue saying, “If they can just put together a little winning streak…”

And apparently we will continue doing this until the sun burns out.

😂😂😂

MARINERS 4:10 PM.
GEEKS WHO DRINK TRIVIA 7 PM.
THE ANGRY BEAVER.

Come for the baseball.

Stay for trivia.

And remember:

You can’t spell “Mariners baseball” without…

Actually, I don’t know where I was going with that.

I’m emotionally exhausted.

See you tonight!

🚨⚾ YANKEES FANS, WELCOME TO SEATTLE. PLEASE LOWER YOUR EXPECTATIONS. ⚾🚨The Mariners take on the New York Yankees TODAY a...
08/11/2026

🚨⚾ YANKEES FANS, WELCOME TO SEATTLE. PLEASE LOWER YOUR EXPECTATIONS. ⚾🚨

The Mariners take on the New York Yankees TODAY at 4:05 PM, and it’s time to RIGHT THE SHIP, start stacking wins, go on a completely unreasonable late-season heater, and somehow make us all believe in the playoffs again. 😂🔱

And standing in the way?

THE YANKEES.

Baseball’s version of the guy who shows up to your neighborhood BBQ wearing a Rolex and spends three hours telling everyone what his house is worth. 🤣

Come down to The Angry Beaver, grab some food, grab a cold one, and watch Seattle try to send the Yankees home wondering why spending the GDP of a small country on a baseball team doesn’t automatically guarantee happiness.

First pitch: 4:05 PM ⚾

Mariners fans, you know the drill:

Score early.
Score often.
Don’t strand 47 runners on base.
And for the love of Edgar Martinez, DO NOT MAKE THIS INTERESTING IN THE 9TH. 😂

We need a winning streak.

We need a playoff run.

We need unreasonable optimism.

And most importantly…

WE NEED TO BEAT THE DAMN YANKEES. 🔱🤣

Come watch it at The Angry Beaver!

Where Yankees fans are welcome…

We’re just not responsible for how much fun everyone has when you lose. 😂🍺🦫

LET’S GO M’S!!! 🔱⚾🔥

🚨 SPORTS ARE COMING BACK, PEOPLE!!! 🚨We’ve almost survived the worst part of the year — pretending we have hobbies other...
08/10/2026

🚨 SPORTS ARE COMING BACK, PEOPLE!!! 🚨

We’ve almost survived the worst part of the year — pretending we have hobbies other than drinking beer and yelling at professional athletes through a television. 😂

🏈 17 DAYS — NCAA FOOTBALL
🏈 30 DAYS — NFL FOOTBALL
🏒 50 DAYS — NHL HOCKEY

Soon The Angry Beaver will once again be filled with the beautiful sounds of:

“WHAT WAS THAT CALL?!”

“HE WAS WIDE OPEN!”

“SHOOT THE PUCK!”

“ONE MORE BEER!”

…and the greatest lie ever told:

“I’m only staying for one quarter.”

Six hours later: covered in wing sauce, halfway through a poutine, buying a beer for someone you met 20 minutes ago and explaining exactly why you could coach this team better. 😂

Football. Hockey. Beer. Wings. Poutine.

THE BEAVER IS READY. 🦫

The question is…

ARE YOU?! 🍺🏈🏒

See you at The Angry Beaver.

Your couch is about to get very lonely.

Tampa vs Seattle First pitch 6:50pm
08/09/2026

Tampa vs Seattle
First pitch 6:50pm

🍻 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 🍻Ladies and gentlemen… dust off your lucky jersey, apologize to your spouse in advance, an...
08/06/2026

🍻 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 🍻

Ladies and gentlemen… dust off your lucky jersey, apologize to your spouse in advance, and pretend you’ve suddenly become an expert on backup offensive linemen…

NFL FOOTBALL IS BACK! 🏈

Yeah, yeah… it’s “just” the Hall of Fame Game.

You know what else started as “just” something?
• One beer.
• One chicken wing.
• One fantasy football league.

Next thing you know it’s December, you’re screaming at the TV because your third-string tight end only has 2 catches, and you’ve convinced yourself this is YOUR year.

Football season officially kicks off TODAY!

🏈 Hall of Fame Game
⏰ Kickoff: 5:00 PM

Watch it where football belongs—at The Angry Beaver. Cold beer, great food, fellow football addicts, and absolutely zero judgment when you yell at a preseason referee like it’s the Super Bowl.

Football is back, and life suddenly makes sense again.

It’s one of those mathematically impossible nights at The Angry Beaver…6:40 PM: Mariners baseball.7:00 PM: Geeks Who Dri...
08/05/2026

It’s one of those mathematically impossible nights at The Angry Beaver…

6:40 PM: Mariners baseball.
7:00 PM: Geeks Who Drink Trivia.

That gives you exactly 20 minutes to become a baseball expert before pretending you knew the capital of Kazakhstan the whole time.

Come cheer for the M’s, scream at the TV like you’re the hitting coach, then immediately pivot into confidently answering questions that begin with, “In 1874…”

Our recommended strategy:
• Watch the Mariners.
• Eat wings.
• Drink beer.
• Get one trivia answer right.
• Brag about it until next Wednesday.

Whether you’re batting .300 or your trivia team is batting .003, we’ve got cold drinks, great food, and enough TVs to keep an eye on every pitch while your teammate argues that Pluto is still a planet.

First pitch: 6:40 PM
Geeks Who Drink Trivia: 7:00 PM

The Angry Beaver: where bad baseball takes, questionable trivia answers, and great memories are all welcome.

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The trade deadline is over. The front office went shopping. New talent has arrived. The vibes are improving.Which can on...
08/04/2026

The trade deadline is over. The front office went shopping. New talent has arrived. The vibes are improving.

Which can only mean one thing…

It’s officially time to put this season on a HEATER. 🔥

Tonight the Mariners welcome the Tigers to town, first pitch at 6:40 PM. Detroit may have claws, but Seattle just upgraded the roster and is looking to collect wins like your uncle collects reasons to yell at the TV.

If the new guys hit immediately, they’re geniuses.
If they need a week to settle in, they were “strategic acquisitions.”
Either way… we fully support overreacting after exactly one game.

Come watch every pitch, every strikeout, every questionable umpire call, and every fan suddenly becoming a professional MLB general manager.

See you at The Angry Beaver. Baseball, cold drinks, great food, and enough hot takes to keep ESPN busy until tomorrow.

🚨🚨 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨🚨Doctors everywhere are reporting a mysterious seasonal condition known as “Sports Withd...
08/03/2026

🚨🚨 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨🚨

Doctors everywhere are reporting a mysterious seasonal condition known as “Sports Withdrawal.”

Symptoms include:
• Wandering aimlessly through Costco.
• Watching golf because “it’s on.”
• Arguing with your lawn.
• Talking to your dog about fantasy football sleepers.
• Pretending baseball standings don’t matter until September.

The good news? The cure is almost here.

🏈 NCAA Football kicks off in 26 days.
🏈 NFL football returns in 38 days.
🏒 NHL hockey is back in 64 days.

Please begin stretching your barstool muscles immediately. Your beer-holding arm has become weak over the summer.

The Angry Beaver is preparing accordingly by stocking cold beer, hot food, enough TVs to make your living room jealous, and emotionally preparing our staff for the annual sentence:

“I’M JUST HERE FOR ONE DRINK.”

See you six hours later.

Football. Hockey. Wings. Burgers. Cold beer. Loud cheering. Questionable officiating. Overreactions by halftime.

Nature is healing.

🍗 IT’S $1 WING MONDAY, YOU BEAUTIFUL SAVAGES. 🍗Some places make you buy 6 wings.Some make you buy 10.Some make you solve...
08/03/2026

🍗 IT’S $1 WING MONDAY, YOU BEAUTIFUL SAVAGES. 🍗

Some places make you buy 6 wings.
Some make you buy 10.
Some make you solve a math problem before they’ll give you a deal.

Not us.

Buy 1 wing? It’s $1.
Buy 17 wings? Still $1 each.
Buy 100 wings? Congratulations on your life choices… they’re STILL $1 each.

We’re not here to judge your wing consumption. We’re here to keep the napkins coming and make sure you leave looking like you lost a fight with a buffalo.

Bring your appetite.
Bring your friends.
Bring that one person who says, “I’ll just have one.”

We’ll see how that works out.

📍 The Angry Beaver
🍗 $1 Wings ALL DAY Monday
🔥 Buy one. Buy 100. Still $1 a wing.
🍺 Cold drinks. Hot wings. Zero regrets… until tomorrow morning.

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Seattle, WA

Opening Hours

Monday 4pm - 11pm
Tuesday 4pm - 11pm
Wednesday 4pm - 11pm
Thursday 4pm - 12am
Friday 4pm - 1am
Saturday 12pm - 1am
Sunday 12pm - 12am

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+12067826044

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