Dumb stuff drunk people say in my bar

Dumb stuff drunk people say in my bar Just dumb sh*t drunk people say in the bar

08/22/2025

I’m just really into hardwood.

07/25/2025

Eugenics? That’s pretty neat.

07/24/2025

0 to “my legs are noodles.”

02/06/2025

I need some me time.
By that you mean I masturbated for 8 hours over the course of two days.

02/05/2025

Dude you’re about as usful as the G in lasagna

02/04/2025

Is it chicks with socks or dudes with b***s? - the guitar man walking down the street

02/03/2025

I wanted to be a lawyer. But the su***de rate is so high as is. I couldn’t add it to the already likely rate.

02/02/2025

I love geometry more then life it’s self- the drunk painter talking to me about pool

01/31/2025

I miss mistreatin ya

01/30/2025

High fives hurt my Soft Computer keyboard hands.

01/29/2025

The old bowling alley bowtie. Getting Finger blasted in the back of a Porsche.

01/28/2025

I mean the straight lines aren’t gonna get any better between my poor eyesight and the tequila.

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