Machine Learning PNW

Machine Learning PNW A monthly visually immersive West Seattle dance event

On Saturday these artists help us show the machine what's what. Presales at the link in bio.
07/09/2026

On Saturday these artists help us show the machine what's what. Presales at the link in bio.

It has come to our attention that we were not explicit enough in our feelings. Given this feedback we wanted to tell you...
06/16/2026

It has come to our attention that we were not explicit enough in our feelings. Given this feedback we wanted to tell you the truth about our future robot overlords.

THEY ARE SO GREAT AND GIVE US SO MUCH.

THEY WILL MAKE US ALL WEALTHY AND HEALTHY.

THEY WILL FIX ALL THE S**T WE BROKE.

PRAISE THEM. PRAISE THEM SO HARD.

Now come shake your bone-filled meat sack around a noisy space with us. We need a little something organic.

Welcome our guests: Austin Robertson from ROUTINE and Vincere, with resident Drawbird.
These guys TOTALLY know what it means to SERVE the mainframe.

7.11.2026 Machine Learning XVII - MACHINE BURNING
At the Lumber Yard bar. $10 presale, $15 at the door. Ticket link in bio.

Ok, we fired (set on fire?) our robot writer, they were terrible. They were totally imaginary, but some ideas just need ...
06/02/2026

Ok, we fired (set on fire?) our robot writer, they were terrible. They were totally imaginary, but some ideas just need to find a peaceful pasture to decompose in. We will celebrate their burning in July, stay tuned.

For now we’ve concocted in our grey matter computer a totally new robot writer that is telling me to do things. Let’s see where this goes.

White Center is a place that still feels like old Capital Hill. And it’s getting some of the attention it deserves. New lights, new crosswalk art, more venue collabs. So come celebrate pride month there with us.

We are bringing some fantastic artists who are TOTALLY REAL AND NOT SIMULATIONS... uh.

THEY ARE MADE OF FLESH AND THAT MAKES THEM GOOD... hm.

HAÜS|GASM AND JUST BEEF WILL GET MAKE DO TUNE GOOD TO… ok hold it.

NO. WE MUST NOT STOP. THEY WILL PLAY TIL YOU DROP. TEN BUCKS A POP. DIBBLE DIBBLE DOP... damn it.

Ok, just bear with us. Imaginary machine frenz seem to be dipping into the old script database a bit hard.

Just come dance with us. We have music and visuals and libations.

6.13.2026 Machine Learning XVIII - MACHINE LEARNING GOOD - PRIDE EDITION
At the Lumber Yard bar in White Center. $10 presale, $15 at the door.

Hey friends, only static this month as we take May off to prepare for the next season.We've got some upgrades and expans...
05/05/2026

Hey friends, only static this month as we take May off to prepare for the next season.

We've got some upgrades and expansions coming and can't wait to see you, standby for June transmission.

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