The Angry Beaver

05/13/2026

The Mariners have now beaten the Astros 9 STRAIGHT TIMES and honestly at this point Houston fans are checking under the bed for Moose. ⚾🫎😂

Tonight’s mission? Make it 10.
First pitch flies at 5:10pm at The Angry Beaver and the place is gonna be packed with baseball fans, hockey diehards, trivia geniuses, and at least one guy confidently explaining ERA after three beers.

On the screens tonight:
⚾ Mariners vs Astros
🏒 Stanley Cup Playoffs
🏆 WHL Championship Game 4
🧠 Geeks Who Drink Trivia

It’s basically the Avengers of sports bar nights. One side of the room screaming about baseball, the other side debating hockey penalties, while trivia teams argue over who invented the fax machine. Pure chaos. Beautiful chaos. 🍻

Come grab some food, cold drinks, and witness Seattle sports fans becoming emotionally unstable together.

05/13/2026

WHL Championship Game 4 hits The Angry Beaver tonight and things are getting spicy.

The Everett Silvertips and Prince Albert Raiders are back at it at 6:30pm and tensions are higher than a beer tab after overtime. Somebody’s season is getting closer to glory and somebody’s fanbase is stress-eating wings by the basket.

We’re stacking the TVs with hockey, pouring cold drinks, serving up the good stuff from the kitchen, and fully expecting at least three people to suddenly become expert referees by the second period.

Bring your friends, wear your lucky jersey, and prepare for a night of playoff chaos, questionable superstitions, and dramatic “this game is over” declarations with 14 minutes still left.

See you tonight at The Angry Beaver. 🍻

05/13/2026

Minnesota Wild vs Colorado Avalanche tonight at The Angry Beaver and yes… we fully expect at least one table to start arguing about goalie interference before the first period ends.

Puck drops at 5PM.
The TVs are cold.
The beer is colder.
And somebody’s uncle is definitely about to explain the entire NHL playoff format after 3 IPAs like he’s Gary Bettman himself.

Come scream at the refs with us, pretend you knew the offsides rule all along, and enjoy playoff hockey the way nature intended: surrounded by wings, beer, and beautiful chaos.

If the Wild score early, the room erupts.
If the Avalanche score early, we all suddenly become “calm analytical hockey fans.”

See you tonight. Bring your chirps.

05/12/2026

05/12/2026

🚨 WE’VE RECEIVED YOUR CALLS. 🚨

Yes… after 47 missed calls, 19 Facebook messages, 3 carrier pigeons, and one guy yelling “GO TIPS” through the front door at 9am…

I finally downloaded the Victory app. 😅

So now we’re officially ready for Everett Silvertips vs Prince Albert tonight at The Angry Beaver! Puck drops at 6:20PM and the beers will be colder than a Saskatchewan parking lot in January.

Come scream at the refs, high five strangers, and pretend you totally understood icing the whole time.

The Tips are rolling, the TVs are on, and chaos is fully expected.

05/12/2026

It’s Taco Tuesday.
That’s it. That’s the post.

05/12/2026

Tonight at The Angry Beaver we are attempting the impossible:
🍺 Serve cold beer
🌮 Keep tacos flowing
🏒 Watch hockey
⚾ Watch baseball
😅 And somehow survive the night

First puck drops at 4PM with the Buffalo Sabres vs Montreal Canadiens because apparently sleep schedules are optional during playoff season.

Then at 5:10PM the Mariners take on Houston and the entire bar will either become best friends or start yelling at TVs together. ⚾

AND THEN…
Ducks vs Golden Knights at 6:30PM because the hockey gods decided none of us needed a peaceful Tuesday. 🏒🔥

Meanwhile Chef Emily will be slinging legendary tacos, Bree will be keeping the wheels from falling off, and I’ll be running around pretending I know what’s happening while carrying six different things at once. 🌮😂

If you need us, we’ll be somewhere between the kitchen, the bar, and absolute sports chaos.

COME HUNGRY.
COME LOUD.
COME READY FOR TACOS.

05/12/2026

Taco Tuesday update: we tried really hard to stay unique… rebellious… different… edgy… but apparently y’all wouldn’t stop asking for Chef Emily’s tacos. 😂

Every single week:
“Where are the tacos?”
“Why no Taco Tuesday?”
“Are Chef Emily’s street tacos coming back?”
“Do I need to start a petition?”

So congratulations. You broke us. 🌮🤣

We officially caved to peer pressure and joined the Taco Tuesday club because honestly… these tacos are too good to gatekeep anymore.

Chef Emily is throwing down her legendary street tacos tonight and if you’ve had them before, you already know why people keep harassing us about them. If you haven’t had them yet… prepare to question every other taco decision you’ve ever made.

Cold drinks 🍻
Playoff hockey 🏒
Street tacos 🌮
Bad decisions likely 😅

Come hungry. Come loud. Come argue about hockey while inhaling tacos at an irresponsible speed.

05/11/2026

🚨 WARNING 🚨
$1 WINGS ALL DAY LONG.

That’s it. That’s the post.
Cancel your plans. Wear stretchy pants.

05/11/2026

🚨 MARINERS BASEBALL ALERT 🚨

The Seattle Mariners are rolling into Houston tonight to face the Astros, who are currently playing baseball with all the excitement of a waiting room at the DMV.

Meanwhile the Mariners are out here acting like every inning personally offended them.

Let’s also not forget the last time Seattle saw Houston… they basically brought a broom and cleaned the entire place out. Astros fans still wake up in cold sweats hearing “swept.”

Houston this year feels like your loud cousin who keeps talking about the good old days while the Mariners are busy trying to become the problem nobody wants to deal with in the American League.

First pitch is at 5:10 PM which means:
✔️ Time to cancel fake plans
✔️ Time to pretend work emails don’t exist
✔️ Time to emotionally overreact to every single pitch for absolutely no reason

If the Mariners keep this up, Seattle sports fans may have to experience the unfamiliar emotion known as “confidence.”

First pitch is at 5:10pm

05/11/2026

BREAKING NEWS: apparently The Angry Beaver has officially become Seattle’s Minnesota Wild headquarters overnight. We don’t know how this happened either. One guy yelled “LET’S PLAY HOCKEY” once and suddenly there were 47 people ordering Grain Belts and talking about “hard-nosed playoff hockey.”

But don’t worry Colorado fans… we’re accepting all Avs supporters too. This is a safe space for everyone who enjoys:
• screaming at referees
• pretending every hit deserves a suspension
• yelling “SHOOT THE PUCK” from 80 feet away
• and emotionally aging 14 years during one overtime period

Minnesota fans will be gathering together chanting:
“THIS IS OUR YEAR.”
(Respectfully… you guys say that every year.)

Colorado fans will arrive with confidence levels usually reserved for Marvel superheroes and people who own snowmobiles.

Either way, tonight’s playoff atmosphere is gonna be absolutely unhinged. Cold beer. Loud fans. One guy explaining icing incorrectly. Pure hockey culture.

As always:
Hockey is better in a dive bar.
Playoff hockey is basically church.
And if your team loses… blame Gary Bettman immediately.

See you degenerates tonight! Puck drops at 5pm!