11/04/2026
🦝📞 LEGEND AFTER HOURS — EPISODE 18: PLEASE HOLD… 🔧
Y'all ever been on hold so long you start questioning every decision that led you to that moment? 😂
Well, Legend has officially reached THAT point.
After weeks of searching, endless paperwork, and a whole lot of frustration, our favorite trash panda thought he FINALLY had a breakthrough with the legendary walk-in cooler!
All he had to do was make ONE phone call.
Easy, right?
WRONG. 🤦♀️
📞 "Your call is very important to us."
🎶 Cue the hold music.
⏰ 45 minutes later…
📞 "Your estimated wait time is… 45 minutes."
LEGEND WAS ABOUT TO LOSE HIS EVER-LOVING MIND. 😂
And when he FINALLY got a real person on the phone?
Three words nobody wants to hear:
"Let me transfer…"
💀📵 CALL DISCONNECTED.
58 minutes and 42 seconds of Legend's life he'll NEVER get back.
Cat's trying not to laugh, Bebe and Missy have given up, and King Ranch is still offering absolutely zero emotional support.
At this point, Legend might need a vacation before SouthTown even reopens. 😂🐾
🩵🩷 Our doors might be closed, but the work behind the scenes continues.
We miss our SouthTown family, and we appreciate y'all sticking with us while we work toward getting those doors open again!
Where Legends Drink. 🍻
TO BE CONTINUED… 👀🔧