30 Daze of Bartender Jokes

30 Daze of Bartender Jokes A writing exercise composed of original jokes by Charon Hannink.

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12/31/2023

I wish you a year filled with Family, Friends, Good Health, Peace, & Prosperoty❤️

03/14/2019

Christopher Robin, Piglet, Eeyore, Owl & Tigger walk into a bar and orders several rounds of drinks. The Bartender notices that every time that he places a drink in front of Tigger, he bounces off to the bathroom.
After it happens for the 5th time bartender turns to the others with a puzzled look on his face as if to ask what's going on?
Eeyore sighed "Don't mind him. He's just looking for Poo."

08/14/2018

A Skeleton walks into a bar.
"What can I get you?" asks the bartender
"You got any Beer?" Skeleton asks
Bartender says "Of course! What are you a bone head?"

07/30/2018

A man walks into a bar and orders 2 shots of tequila. While he pays for it a photographer walks up and steals one. The man yells stop.
Photographer shakes his head replies "It's what I do!"

06/28/2017

A polar bear walks into a bar and says I need some crushed ice, it's an emergency!"
The bartender quickly hands it to him & asks "What happened?"
The Bear says "I ran out of toilet paper."

03/20/2017

A man walks into a bar with a large Coonskin cap on his head.
Bartender says "what can I get you?"
Man says "I'll have a beer!"
The raccoon says "Forget the beer! Get this fool out from under my ass!"

11/28/2016

A group of reindeer walk into a bar and order a round of drinks. The bartender brings the drinks and a free coffee for their designated driver. They put the coffee in front of a nose laying on the bar. To the bartender's surprise it voices an intelligent expression of thanks.
Bartender asks "That's your designated driver?"
One of the Reindeer shakes his head yes & responds
"That's Rudolph's nose. It'll guide our sleigh tonight."

07/23/2016

A man walks into a bar & says "I really need a drink!" Bartender says "Rough day eh?" Man says "I'm the boss on a construction site & we're really shorthanded!" Suddenly he notices a woodchuck drinking at the other end of the bar. "Do you know if he'd be interested in working for me?"
Bartender said "I dunno. He's from a rough part of town." Man says "would you ask him for me? Tell him I'll pay 25$ an hour for hauling lumber." Bartender goes over and asks the animal who seems interested but is unsure about the amount of work involved.
Bartender walks back over to the boss who asks. "What did he say?"
Bartender says "He wants to know how much wood would a HoodChuck chuck if a HoodChuck would chuck wood?"

05/04/2016

A dog walks into a bar and says,
"I need a strong drink now!"
Bartender asks "Why?"
Dog replies "I bit a politician yesterday & still can't get that nasty taste out of my mouth!"

02/04/2016

The 7 dwarfs walk into a bar. Bartender says "Get out!"
7 Dwarfs ask "why?"
Bartender says "we don't serve miners"

12/08/2015

Papa smurf walks into a bar & says "I could use a stiff drink" Bartender looks at him and replies "Feeling a little blue eh?"

09/19/2015

A man walks up to a bar in a football stadium.
"I got a complaint about that rum & coke you just served me!" He yells.
"I gave you a shot of my best rum. What's wrong with it?" asks the Bartender
The man says, "The rum's okay but the soda's flat."
The Bartender takes a sip, frowns, and mumbles,
"That's the last time I let the Quarterback help fix the drinks."

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