A: A bench can support a family. Q: What's a mexican's favorite book store? A: Borders
Q: What do you call mexican's on a trampoline? A: mexican jumping beans
Q: Why aren't there any mexican's in hell? A: they jumped the border
Q: Why are there no mexican's in start trek? A: they don't work in the future either. Q: did you hear about the 2 car pile-up in the WALMART parking lot? A:No,what happe
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Q: why do mexican kids walk around the school like they own the place? A: because their dad's built it and their mom cleans it. Q: what do you call a group of stoned mexicans? A:baked beans
Q:If there was a maze with with a million dollars in the center who do you think would win: the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, a smart mexican, or dumb mexican? A:The dumb mexican, the rest don't exist. Q:What are the first 3 words in every mexican cookbook? A:steal a chicken
Q:What is it when a Mexican is taking a shower? A: a miracle. Q:Why do Mexicans re-fry their beans? A:Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time? A little Mexican boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He puts his hand in the flour and wipes it all over his face. He says, "Mom, look - I'm a white boy!" His mom slaps him in the face and says, "Go show your father." He goes to his dad in the living room and says, "Look Dad, I'm a white boy." His dad slaps him hard in the face and says, "Go show your grandmother." The boy goes into his grandmother's room and say, "Mira, Abuelita, I'm a white boy." His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends him back to his mother. His mother says, "See, did you learn anything from that?" To which the boy replies, "Sure did! I have only been white for five minutes and I already hate you Mexicans!"
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says " We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of you can survive" The four open the door and look out below. The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers "God Save The Queen" and jumps. The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers "Viva La France" and he also jumps. This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers "Remember the Alamo" and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane. Q:What do you call a mexican on a RIDING lawnmower? A:Promoted
Q:What do mexicans and vending machines have in common? A:They both take your money and don't work. Q:Why were there only 5,000 mexican soldiers at the Battle of Alamo? A:They only had 2 vans. Q:How do you starve a mexican? A:Put their food stamps in their work boots. Q:How do you stop a mexican from robbing your house? A:Put up a help-wanted sign
Q:Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? A:Any Mexican that can run jump or swim is in the US! An Arab, Frenchman, American and a Mexican are riding down the highway. The Arab picks up an AK-47. He shoots a couple of rounds and then throws the gun out the window. The American asks him why he through the gun out the window and the Arab says they have so many of those where he is from he doesn't care about what happens to them. The Frenchman picks up a bottle of wine and drinks a little and throws it out the window. The American asks him why he tossed it. The Frenchman says they have so much of it where he is from he doesn't care what happens to it. The American picks up the Mexican and throws him out the window. Q:Why does a Mexican eat Tomales for Christmas? A: So they have something to unwrap
Q:Why wasn’t Jesus born in Mexico? A:He couldn’t find 3 wise men or a virgin
Q:Whats a white man pushing a car up a hill called? A:White Power
Q:Whats a black guy pushing a car up a hill called? A:Black Power
Q:Whats a mexican pushing a car up a hill called? A:Grand Theft Auto
Q: How do you stop a mexican tank? A: Kill the person pushing it
Q:Have you heard about the mexican that went to college? A: no
A: neither have i. Q:How do you find the population of mexico? A: Drop a two dollar coin. Q:what is smaller than a pea? A: A mexicans work tolerance
