Armkansas

Armkansas The Raging Razorback of the Redneck Resistance Tell yer Ma. Tell yer Pa. She's gonna slam you back to Arkansas! Don't let the drawl fool you, Armkansas's no dummy.

Armkansas (arm-can-saw) got her muscle busting up redneck bar fights and catching catfish with her bare hands in the hot, hot Delta. She once swam across the Mississippi in a raging flood and tugged a sinking barge back with her teeth. There ain't no stoplights in the tiny town where Armkansas's from, cause she just slams her fists when it's time to stop. Reckon that's cause she's the illegitimate child of another famous Arkansan, and he was a pretty smart feller.

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Back There Past The Mule Barn
McCrory, AR

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