Curt, Don't Drink That

Curt, Don't Drink That A crass, lower-middle class critique of the many beers out there.

Beer is getting expensive, and the number of beers grows every day, so I'm offering up an unsophisticated take on what I think of the many ales, beers & suds out there. No long list of categories for me to grade them by, just simply whether they hit the spot for a blue collar guy like me, and possibly many of you.

09/12/2021

Going live in a few minutes. It's been far too long!

01/26/2019

Sometimes you have to reach into the cabinet, and create a concoction of your very own. Hell, if you do, there's a good chance you might be the next Tom Collins! Actually, I've never even heard of anyone I know ordering a Tom Collins, but it's the only drink I thought of at the moment named after a dude.

07/25/2018

There are no White House logs. No readouts of calls with foreign leaders. 2 hours with Putin with no one else present. No press conferences. Two days a week at his private club. No tax returns. Close family members as senior advisers. Trump has successfully privatized the Presidency, and I've got just the beer to sample.
Please click like, and subscribe for more of my hilarious hijinks as our democracy dies in darkness.

06/20/2018

Welcome to Curt's Hollywood style movie trailer! I have spent the past few years filming myself sampling various beers, and blowing off at the mouth critiquing them, and will continue to do so! Here's a sampling!

10/24/2017

Dig this sick artwork depicting each member of the band! Thanks to the very talented Ryan Richardson of Studio Vitruvius, we have this image emblazoned on the back of our band shirts. Come see us, and pick one up, or pm us for how to get your hands on one of these!

08/22/2017

It's the back to school special episode of Curt Don't Drink That! Get your pencils sharpened, and prepare your livers for maximum damage as we cruise through a few important lessons I've learned about boozing over the years. Take notes, because you will be tested for sure if you're planning on heading down this crazy road I've travelled.
Please click like, and subscribe for further instruction on substances built to intoxicate you, and how to properly, and improperly enjoy the s**t out of them.

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