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Jobstown Banter Jobstown is full of scoundrels

03/23/2022

It's 12am on a fu**in Wednesday nite righh and yer man Josh around da corner is mad coked ouh ov ih and now hes letten fu**in' fyier works in hiz mas gaff and she's scremin like mad like lads I think hez killin her wat da f**k is goin on I can't take dis anymor ahh lads I can't I'm just after puttin me babee to bed me titz are sower from feedin dat yolk see that fat c**t i swear hes bleedin yer man jabba da hut I need sleep girlz pls somewan ring da gards cuz if dis fat pox wakes up I'm gonna go dowen der and pull yer man ouh and I tell yaz I'll brake hiz bleedin ball sac wit me mongo titz I don't carer I'd rather risk me liof den hav me diddies sucked again by that fat ting Jesus me son will have diabetes by 6 months da way hez gowan on ahh girlos me nips are like da saharah desert and actually if youz hav any could one ov yas get me sum sudo 4 me sower bapz? Anyways pls somewan ring da gards I tink shes ded or sum thx girlos xx 😇 dm me 4 updstes!! 💖💖X###

F**k da lockdown.
04/17/2021

F**k da lockdown.

This iz an old picture of Santy Claws with Paul da mad basturd Murphy back in 1938. Santy had a few Dutch Gold on him an...
12/06/2019

This iz an old picture of Santy Claws with Paul da mad basturd Murphy back in 1938. Santy had a few Dutch Gold on him and wasn’t havin’ any of his bollox. Paul got upset sitting on da fat f**k and called him a mouldy beardy slapper and ended up getting a bollocing by Santy. A few years later, Paul transitioned and changed hiz name to Mariah Carey and ended up making a number wan hit. De End



Jaysus it's a f***n lovely bleedin' day it tis. All the jober mas getting their tans, saving themselves a few Euros from...
06/09/2018

Jaysus it's a f***n lovely bleedin' day it tis. All the jober mas getting their tans, saving themselves a few Euros from the salon. Gowan girlos get yizers tan on and blast a bih of Despacito xoxo


06/08/2018

Jobstown is full of scoundrels.

Yas wouldn't believe it but this fool, Eddy Sheehan has robbed the A from the centra sign cause they never paid him for ...
06/08/2018

Yas wouldn't believe it but this fool, Eddy Sheehan has robbed the A from the centra sign cause they never paid him for the gig he played in front of the post office queue collecting their dole. The neck of um. Apparently the spa owns the rights to the letter "A" cause of that poxy song about Mr T and his mates xoxox


THEORY CONFIRMED!: Tupac was spotted in an old moldy car driving past the jober pub. Apparently he's on the sesh tonight...
06/08/2018

THEORY CONFIRMED!: Tupac was spotted in an old moldy car driving past the jober pub. Apparently he's on the sesh tonight in Kiltalawn and he's heading to Citywest to get a 6 pack of Dutch Gold. Gwan ya mad thing, Jober love on patrol xoxo


SPOTTED: Kayne West down at Fortunestown picking up the best bagga chips you can get in Jobstown. He looks starving. Hop...
06/07/2018

SPOTTED: Kayne West down at Fortunestown picking up the best bagga chips you can get in Jobstown. He looks starving. Hope North, Saint and Kim enjoy the battered burgers inal so they come back for more. Enjoy lads x

Jaysus lads, 1998 Brian McFadden has discovered time travel and has come to us today to give out free cans for the lads,...
06/07/2018

Jaysus lads, 1998 Brian McFadden has discovered time travel and has come to us today to give out free cans for the lads, but he got kicked out of the jober so now he's sitting outside an solas on the sesh. That's backstreet boys xoxo

Here, this bleedin' tik of a young wan woah vicky is up at city west early and she's already starting. Someone needs to ...
06/07/2018

Here, this bleedin' tik of a young wan woah vicky is up at city west early and she's already starting. Someone needs to come here and streel this fool around before i f**k me 6 pack of chicken nuggets at this c**t

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