Kavacade Kava Bar

01/26/2026

Hey family. Fam. It's been a minute. We are still here. We now offer keto snacks for sale. So if you're watching your diet, come on by! Homemade keto peanut butter chocolate cookies as well as prepackaged keto chips. It's ketorific.

"Wall Street"

A warm spirit welcomes you
We must hurry before
Before the clock strikes two
Money changes hands
They're wrecked again
I've seen that face
Stumblin' in the rain
Following the crowd like dogs
A world unto itself
Someone calls out
"Jello shots!"
There's no stock of them
Hands like quick sand
"One more"
"Two"
Without a word; they know
They nod
Gesturing to the sky
An argument ensues
It's over
A spectacle
This creature from the front seat
To happen once more

09/19/2025

Hey customers, we appreciate you! Stop in today for a free kratom Expresso martini. Today only. 🍸 ☕ ❤️
Does it taste digital?

09/16/2025

Hey, so what's the deal with the former "Rain Dogs" bar building? It looks like someone is fixing it up (that's not me). Stay away from the future Kavacade site! 🫩😡🤬

The vision continues... Better find your glasses!

08/25/2025

I'm thinking... Beer vending machines? This might be a nice touch. Imported from Japan, baby. Oh yeah!... What do you all think? In the meantime, stop by for late night happy hour from 11 to 1:00. Also, good news! The leak in the ceiling has been graciously fixed by one of our loving customers. Thank you! I'm lovin' it!

07/26/2025

Hi, everyone. What's up? Well, being a (fake) business owner is stressful. The roof has started to leak. Drip! So, today we are having a water painting class. Literally! We will provide the canvas and tools, you bring the talent. The model? Well the hole in the ceiling with water dripping out of it, of course! Capturing the essence of water on canvas. A creative solution until the city inspector comes. Also, a friendly reminder: If you have imbibed in too much kava, kratom, etc.; please get a cab (if you can find one), an Uber or a ride home with someone. It's just not worth it!

"I didn't make Gordon Ramsay cry. He made himself cry." (Marco Pierre White) Interesting philosophy. Are we doing things that are contributing to our misery? How do we react to events that happen to us? 🤔

07/14/2025

Sometimes getting motivated is tough. Why don't you stop by for an Americano and some arcade? We only serve Americanos black (no cream or sugar). The way it should be. Sorry. Anyways, I hope everyone has a great day. Keep doing what you're doing!

What story are you going to tell yourself today? Is it that you are a relaxed, confident person who can handle whatever life throws at you with ease? I hope so. ☀️🕉️🗻

07/05/2025

It's Saturday. The kids can go out and play. But, we're here. We'll let the stereo play. 🎹🎶🎺 ... Hey everyone. Hope you're all having a great Saturday. Friends, why don't you all stop by today for a relaxing time? We will be shutting off the arcade machines today, and DJ "SuperTrax" will be playing the best of smooth jazz. The whole place will be smooth jazz themed. So stop by! It will be like watching the weather channel, but with friends. 🎉🥴🌛

06/25/2025

I've recently had to take up Uber as a side hustle. All money going back into the (fake) cafe. It's daunting. 🫩😆 No matter what you're doing, keep doing it. Hope everyone has a great Wednesday.

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06/13/2025

Greetings, fellow beings. Yes, we are still "open". At least, as open as a non-existent idea of a place can be. Iol. Physically, not open. Spiritually, open. From dusk til dawn. Theoretical specials include a two for one kratom take on the "Frosty Dawn" cocktail. Today only! Anyways, I hope everyone is doing well. We will be closed Father's Day. 👍🌀 🍸🐕‍🦺

Unfortunately, it's "no spoken word" Friday. 😑 🙂 I have to spare you til Monday.

05/31/2025

All is quiet on the western front. Hello patrons. I hope you all have been doing well. Big changes coming to Kavacade. Well, big micro changes. Ok, so maybe a small change. We will be closed on Mondays. These times are just too economically uncertain. 😑 However, we will be open the rest of the week. 😃 So, come on by for your favorites, and possible new favorites. Have you tried the mango kava margarita with lime? It's a frozen drink dream. 😮

"Dim Dawn"

I wish I could take away your pain
Your puking
Your maladies
D*mn chemo
Turn back the clock
And be there
When I wasn't
A silent wound
My social anxiety
My excuses
Though partially true
Repairing this bridge
One day at a time
I don't blame you
Words you said
Things I wish
I could put to bed
Shine a light where
The darkness treads

05/26/2025

Hello patrons. We will be closed tomorrow and Tuesday for Memorial Day celebrations. Notice to employees, you will be payed for these days. It's the Kavacade way. Hope everyone has a great holiday.

Dream:

I saw a poorly drawn lion on a sketch pad. It was cartoonish and the hind legs were too short. Then I saw a mini landscape scene that I really liked. A pond. I thought my brother had drawn it. I realized it was a print. When I turned the page there was another drawing.

05/21/2025

Happy Tuesday. Because it's so honorable, it would be the honorable thing to do to have $2.00 off our large drink size. Honorably speaking, of course. Knights honor.

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