Gilly Wonka’s Bar & Grill

04/16/2026

In order to fund the war against Iran, we are serving our pizzas Ayatollah style where we burn it till its black and infuse smash burger technology of smashing your pizza with whatever utensil is nearby.

Also our waiters aren't kosher. That was very important to us.

01/10/2026

Can you find the snake? Type P when you do 1🤭

07/12/2025

Since the homeless kids from down the street keep fu***ng in our bathroom we've installed an all gender security guard. Xe will match whatever pronouns you have as they are the most fluid of all genders, and make sure that you have a bathroom buddy.

Craig and Jessica, stay tf out, for real.

03/16/2025

Kitchen never looked so clean 🥹🫡

Got the kitchen all cleaned up, come on down we got pizza fresh out of the oven!

03/16/2025

RIP sweet prince

RIP to our bald janitor. His cover band was so cringe that his body dissippissippitated away *queues up Sarah McLachlan*

03/16/2025

This concert was so 🔥

Get ready for a rip roarin night with James Rivera’s metal wave at Rockefellers with doomstress and Santa oscuridad. We take your favorite new wave songs and kick it up to 11 with classic metal twist. It’s the only show in town where the girls can dance and the guys can headbang! Chris Robin post event page!!

02/16/2025

RIP GW B&G

10/07/2024

Come on through and have your wedding at Gilly Wonka's Bar and Grill!

10/07/2024

This guy came in, ordered $100 worth of food, stiffed our waiter, and bi***ed about getting free ranch and extra ingredients. As I went outside to call him slurs, he drove away like this and suddenly all was well. I misunderstood his genius.

You are forgiven brother.

08/09/2024

To whoever called the food safety people on us, you are BANNED!

08/05/2024

Hey amigos, it's Romancito the dishwasher. I found out nuestro prankster Pantuflo is putting poison ivy in people's ensaladas, the bastardo. If you got a tummy ache, quit being such a chillón, but since you're a chillón, then come eat comida de chillón, which is salad. I swear, how can you americanos eat so much ensalada and still be fat?