Liquid Alchemy

09/02/2026

Be the person that lights up someone’s life.

Whether you use your sparkling personality or a flamethrower is entirely up to you.

08/31/2026

On my way to HR for having a sign on the bar that says, “Please confirm you have an actual drink order before speaking”.

08/27/2026

Ahh. Late in the afternoon day drinking.

Coke and Rum.

Proceed to pour , taste. - eww.

Coke - cherry coke.

Cherry coke and rum = old fashioned cherry cough drops.

Add the remaining bottle of coconut cream (relax, it’s not as much as you’d like to believe)


Tropical drink now being enjoyed.

SMH

08/27/2026

I am a bartender - I cannot fix stupid, but I can serve one.

08/25/2026

*calls friend:
“We need a designated driver and a ride “
Friend: who is we? You went to the bar alone!
Me: I found a raccoon…

08/21/2026

Welcome to Friday!

08/12/2026

"You're the 1st girl I've ever brought in here."
The bartender: 🙄🧐

08/08/2026

Happy Saturday night.

Fill a glass with ice, add

2 oz of coconut rum, or 1 oz coconut rum and 1 oz vanilla vodka
2-3 good squeezes of coconut cream
1/2 of lime juice

Stir this well, top with 4-5 ox of cherry coke

Enjoy - Malibu Rum

08/08/2026

IF YOU BUY A BARTENDER A DRINK, YOU'VE MADE A FRIEND FOR THE NIGHT
BUT IF YOU BRING THEM FOOD YOU'VE MADE A FRIEND FOR LIFE.

08/07/2026