Off The Rails

09/08/2026

# # # 🌮🦸‍♂️🍹 SUPER TACO TUESDAY 🍹🦸‍♀️🌮

**Attention, citizens!**

When hunger threatens the city and boring Tuesdays strike without warning...

**Only one team can save the day.**

🌮 **Captain Taco**
🍹 **The Amazing Margarita**
💥 **The Flavor League**

Together, they're fighting the forces of bland meals and empty glasses one delicious bite at a time!

Will you answer the call?

✅ Powerful tacos packed with flavor
✅ Ice-cold margaritas with super strength
✅ A Tuesday night adventure worthy of legends

Grab your cape, assemble your squad, and join us for the ultimate showdown between hunger and happiness.

**Spoiler Alert:** The heroes win. Every. Single. Time. 🌮🍹⚡

🦸‍♂️🌮🍹💥

08/03/2026

🔥🚨 WEEKLY SPECIALS SO GOOD YOUR LEFTOVERS WILL FILE A MISSING PERSONS REPORT 🚨🔥

😒 MONDAY Creamy Ranch Chicken Served with mashed potatoes, green beans & a fresh salad.

Because Monday has already tested your patience. Let dinner apologize for it.

🌮 TUESDAY • TACO TUESDAY Pick your favorite: ✨ Soft Taco ✨ Hard Taco ✨ Chicken or Beef ✨ Taco Salad ✨ Chicken Quesadilla

The only wrong choice is staying home and eating cereal.

🍗 WEDNESDAY • WING WEDNESDAY Bone-In or Boneless
🔥 Buffalo 🍯 Teriyaki 🍖 BBQ 🥵 Sweet Chili 🧄 Garlic Parmesan

Come hungry. Leave looking like you lost a fight with a napkin.

🥓 THURSDAY Creamy Bacon Pork Chops Served with a baked potato, green beans & a fresh salad.

These pork chops have more flavor than most people's personalities.

🥩 FRIDAY NIGHT • STEAK NIGHT Choose a Sirloin or Ribeye Served with your choice of potato, green beans, a roll & a salad.

Your weekend starts the second that steak hits the table.

🦞 SATURDAY NIGHT CRAWFISH BOIL
Get messy. Get buttery. Get another tray.

If you're worried about looking cute while eating crawfish, this ain't your night.

💅 WEEKLY REMINDER: Calories don't count when somebody else cooks. That's just science.

👉 Come hungry. 👉 Bring friends. 👉 Wear stretchy pants. 👉 If we see you more than once this week, we'll assume you have good taste. 😘🍽️

🔥🌮🍗🥩🦞🍻

07/15/2026

📢 Vacation Notice from Off The Rails 🚂

Hello, friends!

Off The Rails will be taking a short summer vacation and will be closed Saturday, July 26th through Sunday, August 2nd.

We look forward to welcoming you back when we resume normal business hours on Monday, August 3rd.

Thank you for your continued support and understanding. We hope you have a wonderful week, and we can't wait to see you when we return!

❤️ Off The Rails Team

🚂🍔☀️

Send a message to learn more

07/15/2026

🏡 Meet Lane Branch Realtors!

At Lane Branch Realtors, we're passionate about helping families put down roots across Southwest Missouri and beyond. While our office is located at 3125 Lane Branch Road in Crane, Missouri, we proudly buy and sell real estate throughout the state.

Established in 2016, Lane Branch Realtors was built on a simple belief: real estate should feel welcoming, not intimidating. After selling Tiger Tots Daycare, founder Marti was looking for a career that would continue allowing her to serve people while keeping family at the center of her life. Real estate turned out to be the perfect fit.

Our name comes from Lane Branch Road, the place we call home and where we've planted our own roots. That sense of home, community, and belonging is at the heart of everything we do.

What We Do

Whether you're:
✅ Buying your first home
✅ Selling your forever home
✅ Looking for investment property
✅ Using any type of loan program

We're here to help. We proudly serve buyers and sellers of all kinds, with a special place in our hearts for first-time homebuyers.

What Makes Us Different?

We describe our brand in three words:
Down-to-earth. Honest. Welcoming.

We're not the stuffy suit-and-tie type. We believe every client matters and no transaction is too small. One thing we hear again and again is how responsive we are. Real estate doesn't stick to a 9-to-5 schedule, and neither do we. We work hard to be available when our clients need us most.

No pressure. No pretense. Just real guidance from people who genuinely care.

Get in Touch
📱 Marti: 417-300-0288
📱 Anthony: 727-859-8358

Helping families put down roots in Southwest Missouri 🌿
Family-owned & operated with 10+ years of experience. Whether you’re buying, selling, or somewhere in between—we’re here to guide you home.
https://www.lanebranchrealtors.com

07/13/2026

⚙️🚂 OFF THE RAILS BAR & GRILL'S WEEKLY STEAMWORKS MENU 🚂⚙️

The boilers are fired up, the gears are turning, and this week's flavor train is ready to leave the station! Climb aboard and enjoy a feast fit for captains, conductors, and adventurers alike.

🍖 MONDAY – The Iron Miner's Feast Pulled Pork Sandwiches, Nachos, or Loaded Baked Potatoes 🍺 B**r Special: Domestic Draft Pints A hearty start to keep the engines running all week long.

🌮 TUESDAY – The Southbound Steam Route Soft or Hard Shell Tacos • Chicken or Beef • Taco Salads • Chicken Quesadillas 🍺 B**r Special: Mexican-Style La**rs The perfect companion for a spicy journey.

🍗 WING WEDNESDAY – The Airship Flight Choose your destination: 🔥 Buffalo 🤠 BBQ 🍯 Sweet Chili 🧄 Garlic Parmesan 🥢 Teriyaki 🍺 B**r Special: Bucket of B**rs Because every airship crew needs proper provisions.

🍽️ THURSDAY – The Engineer's Table BBQ Chicken • Mac & Cheese • Green Beans • Roll ➕ One Trip to the Salad Bar 🍺 B**r Special: IPA A working person's reward after a long day in the machine shop.

🥩 FRIDAY – Captain's Steak Night Sirloin or Ribeye • Choice of Potato • Green Beans • Roll ➕ One Trip to the Salad Bar 🍺 B**r Special: Ice-Cold Imports & Craft Drafts An evening of refined indulgence for distinguished travelers.

🦞 SATURDAY – The Crawfish Steamworks Boil Fresh Crawfish Boil 🍺 B**r Special: All-Day B**r Buckets Crack shells, raise a glass, and enjoy the voyage.

⚙️✨ So dust off your brass goggles, gather your fellow passengers, and report to Off The Rails Bar & Grill. The Flavor Express departs daily—and unlike the train, these specials won't wait forever! 🚂🍺⚙️

🚂🍻⚙️

07/12/2026

When the shenanigans go completely Off The Rails…

07/11/2026

🎶 Live Music Tonight! 🎶

Join us this evening for great music and a great atmosphere! Gavin Harper will be here for a few hours performing live and keeping the good times rolling.

Come grab a drink, relax, and enjoy an evening of live entertainment with friends and family. We can't wait to see you!

🎸 Live Music by Gavin Harper 📅 Tonight ⏰ For a few hours this evening

🎶🍻

07/11/2026

Hi, Sips family.

It is with deep sadness that we share that Sips owner, Grant Gertiser (pictured on the right), lost his father, Mark Gertiser (pictured in the middle), after a long and courageous battle with cancer.

Mark was witty, a little stubborn 😉, and deeply loved by his family. While Grant is experiencing the unimaginable pain of losing his dad, his mom, Melissa, is now facing the heartbreaking reality of losing her partner of almost 30 years.

To honor Mark’s memory and help support Melissa during this incredibly difficult time, 100% of the proceeds from Sips TOMORROW, Saturday, July 11, will be donated directly to her.

We also want to recognize our incredible Sips team, who immediately stepped up and volunteered their time to work the trailer that day so we can be with his family. Their kindness, compassion, and selflessness mean more than words can express, and we are so grateful for each of them.

Our community has always shown up in the biggest ways, and we are incredibly thankful. If you’re able to stop by tomorrow, we’d love to see you. If you can’t, we would greatly appreciate your thoughts and prayers for Grant, Melissa, and the entire Gertiser family as they navigate this heartbreaking loss.

Thank you for loving and supporting our family through this difficult time. ❤️

07/11/2026

Thanks for spending the evening with us! Hope you had a great time!