Raulphie da Bartender

06/02/2026

come on out tonight to the artisan for our 8 PM sign-up of open mic, finishing off strong with vibe night, bring an instrument, use an instrument, sing, jam out, however you want to boogie! 

06/02/2026

looking for a free ticket or two to the hooks games tomorrow… I know that there’s some floating out there so I’m fishing

05/23/2026

what an amazing Crash ‘n Burn tour by Steve-O!

Bucket List things: Seeing Steve in person ✅
... being in the predicament to split dinner with him because we're both pescatarians was just a huge bonus, what a fortunate coincidence that we both ended up becoming pescatarians in the last 20 years and split dinner because the sushi I had arranged for him, had meat in it, and he insisted on splitting. The guy with a p***s tattooed on his face, and the tattoos from on his head tattooed on his balls… Keeps chivalry alive. 👏🏽

⚠️ Crash n Burn Tour 2026 ⚠️ was a 12/10! 💥🕺& MEETING THE Tanner Napper STUNT LORD (forgot to ask for a pic /: …) & watching Miguel open up with a great set!
Many have seen the video of me shooting a mortar Goliath firework out of my ass to promote a firework stand. I was a part of a firework booth, ran entirely by comedians at the beginning of the new year, but that idea originated as a child whenever my best friend Em, myself & step dad D.Money came up with a entertaining past time called "Crash Barbie". 🥹🩷 With Barbies, that we weren't fond of playing with, especially towards the end of our phases of playing... my stepdad helped promote mutilating these rite of passages with his engineering degree along with fireworks 🧨, acetylene torches 🔥, guns 🔫, cars 🚗 and bicycles 🚲 , lotta rope , axes 🪓 & nails, and my personal favorite- tying each limb to a battery powered remote control car in all four directions until limbs came apart. So honored and appreciative to have worked for my ticket for the first show, starring someone who inspired my childhood and I share extreme similarities with, to being grateful for having the opportunity to work the second two shows.
Give a huge appreciation to what the comedy community has opened up for me.
check out https://theradicalranch.org to learn more about his animal sanctuary out of Portland, Tennessee!
What a legend... wait for it....ary night.🫠

05/21/2026

Happy Birthday Chris!

Happy Birthday to my brother and co-shooter, Chris William! 🚀 Since day one, you’ve been killing it and riding or die through all my worst (and best) ideas. We’ve crushed it these past few months, and with huge things on the horizon, I couldn't ask for a better partner to expand with. Thanks for being so amazing, champ!

05/20/2026

Love Tina La Cochina’s new flyers always. 💃 TONIGHT The Artisan by GST’s mic nite! 🎙️

05/16/2026

Come see me behind the bar at Dokyo Dauntaun tonight from 4pm- closing time 🕺 ask me about our Seasonal drinks & let me introduce you to the newest HotZ95 Roll!

05/15/2026

TONIGHT N TOMORROW 🕺👀

05/15/2026

I am looking to join a team for Corpus Christi 7-Day Film Project 🎬

Cast and Crew Call is at HOR June 17th
Kick off July 8th‼️
Sept 8th Screening