12/08/2026
As per usual, the end of summer means we’ve somehow found enough creativity to start working on new drinks.
This one is everything the Negroni isn’t:
balanced.
elegant.
smashable.
When you’re done being offended, come give it a try. You’ll understand what we mean when we say the Negroni isn’t actually a very good drink.
It’s okay. You don’t have to drink unbalanced things just to impress your friends, who are only drinking them to impress their friends.
We’re here to break the cycle.
