Saala Dost ko Thanks Bolta Hai

23/12/2014

Teacher: is sentence ko english main translate karo

larkiyan yahan se guzar chuki hain

student:
oh s**t i am late. :D :D :D

06/11/2014

06/11/2014

Pyaar + khayal = Maa.
Pyaar + Dar = Papa.
Pyaar + Saath = Behan.

Pyaar + Ladai = Bhai.
Pyaar + Zindagi = GF
Pyaar + Masti = Friends
Pyaar+Khayal+Dar +Saath+Ladai+Zindagi+Masti =Wife
Married life is so easy,
Its just like a walk in the Park.!!
but the problem
is That the Park is- 'Jurassic Park'
Lo karlo walk...!!

28/09/2014

subha subha uthke gajodhar ne apni patni par balti bhar ke pani daal diya
patni:mere muhh par pani kiyon pheka
tumhary baap ne kaha tha meri beti phool hy ise murjane naheen dena

28/09/2014

LAZINESS

not studying all day
feeling guilty
still doing nothing