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11/10/2025

The lion does not concern himself with having a full time job

25/09/2025

I'm moving like a steam train smoking four doobs at once to mog the old guy on Cuba st

25/09/2025

I'm casting a vote of no confidence in this year's Bird of the Year election

25/09/2025

Insane clown p***y inshallah

25/09/2025

It turns out that to prevent autism you can just do a premature c-section then drill a hole into the baby's head using a hammer and a sharp rock

19/07/2025

Lighting up a 200 decibel blunt and taking the fast train to re**rd town

16/05/2025

"Where's your head at" by Basement Jaxx would go nuts in 1790s France

10/02/2025

Gathering 20 million berries and hoovering them into my mouth with an industrial suction pipe, like a robotic elephant perhaps

10/01/2025

Me, a mandolin and 100 ci******es

05/01/2025

Back on the horse (your mum)

05/01/2025

This year as a special treat I will spout even more nonsense

05/01/2025

DJ, run that back again, I say, smacking my own nuts and also balls with a human-sized mace

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