Talkative!!!! BLAH BLAH BLAH

11/12/2011

A pig goes 2 GUINESS BOOK
OFFICE
2 check, if he's still d dirtiest
animal on earth or not. . He came out angrilly shouting . "Yeh Vidya balan kaun hai
re??" :P

06/12/2011

Things most girls do in an Exam Hall....
Tuck hair behind ears
Answering questions ....
Change the empty refill
Thinking and writing ... then ...
Asking teacher for Extra Sheet
Again keep writing & answering questions ...
Things most boys do in an Exam Hall
First looking how many girls in the same Hall
Check out the young Lady supervisor
Looking at the Exam paper .............. ???!!!!!...
Counting how many doors & windows in the Hall
Revising the Location of Chits in d Pockets !!
Little writing then ,,
Seeing the Brand Name of the Pen
Asking teacher to explain questions
Looking at the watch ,,,,
Regretting wasting the last night studying
Finally thinking to study well in the next Exam
And After the Exam.......
Girl: looking like she’s having a hard time with the Exam, saying:
You know exam was a bit hard, I don’t know what I did, I am afraid to fail (that means 80+ Marks)
Boys: looking like everything is fine, saying:
It was not too bad you know.. I think I’ll pass !!!

03/12/2011

Most sensible thought :
"Have a BACKUP before you BREAK UP"!!!!! :D

03/12/2011

There are basically 7 TYPES OF GIRLS...

1. HARD DISK Girls:
Remember everything forever.

2. RAM Girls:
Forgets about you the moment you turn her off.

3. SCREEN SAVER Girls:
Just for looking.

4. INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.

5. SERVER Girls:
Always busy when needed.

6. MULTIMEDIA Girls:
Makes horrible things looks beautiful.

7. VIRUS Girls :
These type of girls are normally called 'WIFE'
once enters in your system don't leave even after format.....

03/12/2011

A One Line Advertisement by a Married Man in a Newspaper:

For Sale:
Wedding Suit,

Worn only One Time by Mistake...;).................

03/12/2011

03/12/2011

A Mom asked: Whom do u Love more, Me or Ur ..gf?
Son's reply: I don't know..

bt Ur Love makes me forget my Lover & Her Love & Care reminds me of U..

02/12/2011

GOOD MORNINGGGGG !!!! LET'S SEEE WHOW WINS THE TITLE "Talkative"