Att Punjabi's Ashiqi Confessions

10/06/2025

02/12/2020

Sahi keha,, tahi bahar ja rahe a sab

10/10/2015

25 December 2013 ·
BOY : movie dekhne challe?
Gal : no. waha tum mjhe touch karoge?
Boy : No.
Gal : waha tum mera hath pakdoge?
Boy : No.
Gal : Mujhe kiss karoge?
Boy : no..!!
Gal : phr meri kya zarurat haiapni behen k sath hi
chale jao na*........
hahahahaha

like nhi kiya to mata rani pap lagayegi soch lo

28/03/2015

Bapu ne ik gal smjhayi hoyi a

putra kite bapu di pugg nu daag na la di izzat bhot bnai hoyi a

12/07/2014

Plz admin post ... M so deprsddd my bf left me nd hun mein ohdi wtsapp tmng dekhdi a tan raat raat 3:25 tak hundi .... Ohne mnu bevja shad dita nd hun koi hor mil gyi hoi a ohnu ... Mnu tan ohne blck kita wtsapp ton mein hor nmbr ton dekhdi hundi .. Plz frnds tell me k mein ki kran plzzz yar

28/12/2013

Real Fact. . .
Bhookh Ki Halat Ho Or 1 Roti K 4
Tukde Ho. .
Khane Wale 5 Ho....
Tab Bhi Ek Insan Hai
Jo Kehta Hai Ki Mujhe Bhookh Nahi Hai. .
WO HAI *MAA*
Agree Then
hit likes nd share

25/12/2013

BOY : movie dekhne challe?
Gal : no. waha tum mjhe touch karoge?
Boy : No.
Gal : waha tum mera hath pakdoge?
Boy : No.
Gal : Mujhe kiss karoge?
Boy : no..!!
Gal : phr meri kya zarurat haiapni behen k sath hi
chale jao na*........
hahahahaha

like nhi kiya to mata rani pap lagayegi soch lo

24/12/2013

2 lovers in Domino's Pizza.
Ladka: Kya Logi?.
Ladki:........"Kadi Chawal mangwa lo"..
Waiter haste hue bola: Govt. School ki LadkiyaPataoge to aisa hi hoga :-D

24/12/2013

Ek din delhi r**e case k bad ek
uncle
ne ek ladki se kaha-
Bhagwan ka shukr hai ki meri koi
beti
nahi...
Toh us ladki ne bahut khubsurat
jawab diya-
Khuda betiya bhi unhi ko deta
hai jin me unhe palne ki aukat hoti
hai.. .. \m/

1 Like For Girls

24/12/2013

Ek baar ek Punjab Roadways ki bus ja rahi thi

Conductor: Kahan jaana hai?

Pakistani: Amritsar jana hai…
Saath me baithe Sardar ne Pakistani ko jor se thappad maara aur bola

“Tu Shri Amritsar Sahib nahin bol sakta kya??”

Conductor (Dusre Pakistani se): Tumhein kaha jaana hai?

Pakistani Darr kar bola: “Shri Chandigarh Sahib Jana hai..”
Sath baitha Sardar ise bhi thappad maarkar bola:

“Kya waha tere baaap ki Shahidi hui thi jo Sahib laga raha hai..!”
Conductor (3rd Pakistani se): Tumhe kaha jana hai?
Pakistani: “Yeh lo paise aur puchh sardar se lo…”
Sardar (thappad maark kar) bola:
“Sardar ke sath Ji kya tera baap lagayega…??!!” :-)