Crumpled Horn

Crumpled Horn Official FB website for the Crumpled Horn pub in Upminster. A fantastic, community focused pub on Corbets Tey Road, opposite Upminster Park.
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We serve international beers, wines and spirits alongside our delicious pub food menu. Situated on Upminster High Street, just opposite the park, The Crumpled Horn is the best pub and bar for miles around, offering an extensive food menu, a great selection of real ales and specials all day every day, complete with excellent table service. Come and enjoy a relaxing drink in the Crumpled Horn with friends in a female friendly environment and party with great music until midnight at the weekends.

05/06/2026

COMING SOON!
This summer just got a whole lot more Peachy...
Landing Monday!

LAST CHANCE - It’s your final weekend to play! 🏆​WIN A WEDGE wraps up soon, so this is your moment to jump in, enjoy the...
05/06/2026

LAST CHANCE - It’s your final weekend to play! 🏆
​WIN A WEDGE wraps up soon, so this is your moment to jump in, enjoy the Trivial Pursuit fun, and grab those last remaining prizes.
​Don’t miss out on the chance to win our last weekly prize draw to win £1,000!

🌟 DAD'S DAY CELEBRATION IS ON! 🌟Looking for the ultimate way to treat the dad in your life? This Father's Day, join us f...
04/06/2026

🌟 DAD'S DAY CELEBRATION IS ON! 🌟

Looking for the ultimate way to treat the dad in your life? This Father's Day, join us for a special celebration on June 21st from 12pm to 6pm! 🎉

We’ve got something truly special planned—bring your dad down to The Crumpled Horn for an unforgettable day filled with delicious food, refreshing drinks, and great company.

🍔 What’s on the menu?
Treat Dad to a hearty meal with sizzling favorites that are sure to make him smile!

Why stress over the cooking when you can enjoy a delightful day out? Gather the family and let’s make some memories together!

📍 Join us at The Crumpled Horn, Upminster
🕒 Our doors are open from 12pm - 6pm for food

Tag your favorite dad and let him know he deserves this day! 👇❤️

🥩 STEAK & GAMMON DAY IS ON! 🥩Looking for the perfect dinner plans? We’ve got you covered.Come on down and enjoy your cho...
04/06/2026

🥩 STEAK & GAMMON DAY IS ON! 🥩
Looking for the perfect dinner plans?
We’ve got you covered.
Come on down and enjoy your choice of a juicy Rump Steak or a succulent Gammon Steak, served with all the classic trimmings and paired with a refreshing drink—all for just £14.75! 😮
Tag someone who needs to see this!👇✨
What's included:Your choice of Rump Steak or Gammon. Your favorite sides 🍟A drink of choice to wash it down 🍺🥂
Why cook when we can do the hard work for you?
Gather your friends, family, or your favourite dinner date and treat yourselves to an absolute bargain.
📍 Find us at The Crumpled Horn, Upminster
🕒 Serving from: 12pm - 8pm
📞 Call 01708 226698 to book a table, or just walk right in!

Ahead of our World Cup opening party on the 11th, join us for the England friendlies. We'll bring the music and the vibe...
03/06/2026

Ahead of our World Cup opening party on the 11th, join us for the England friendlies. We'll bring the music and the vibes, you bring the support.
Let's do this!!

A HUGE thank you to everyone who came to our Soul all-dayer for Saint Francis HospiceTogether, we raised an amazing £103...
03/06/2026

A HUGE thank you to everyone who came to our Soul all-dayer for Saint Francis Hospice
Together, we raised an amazing £1039.44!!
👏👏👏👏👏👏
To raise such as huge amount whilst having an awesome day of dance, laughs and friendship is staggering.
This, of course, would not have been possible without the the team at Soul Nights Out In Essex and the organisation of Mark Hughes. To all the DJ's who performed for free and to everyone that joined us.... thank you!!
One love | One community
🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡

02/06/2026

NEW!
Adnams Ghost Ship 0.5%
Heritage | Taste | Quality

01/06/2026

🎧 Open Decks is BACK tonight at The Crumpled Horn!
Looking for the perfect Monday night plans?
In association with Soul Nights Out In Essex, we are hosting our Open Decks night tonight—and it is all for a fantastic cause supporting Saint Francis Hospice.
Whether you are a seasoned pro, a vinyl collector, or completely new to the decks, come down and get involved.
Here is everything you need to know:
When: Tonight (1st Monday of the month) from 6pm – 11pm.
Music: Bring your own vinyl and spin your favorite tracks.
Play: Donation to play (all proceeds go to Saint Francis Hospice).Learn:
Want to learn? You can learn to DJ with professionals on site.
Food & Drink: The kitchen is open until 8pm, and our Monday drink deals are running all day.
Come for the music, stay for the great atmosphere, and support an incredible local charity.
📞 Call 01708 226698 for more info!

Mondays just got a whole lot better at The Crumpled Horn!Beat the start-of-the-week blues with the ultimate pub comfort....
01/06/2026

Mondays just got a whole lot better at The Crumpled Horn!
Beat the start-of-the-week blues with the ultimate pub comfort. We are serving up two massive Monday-only deals to keep you fed and watered without breaking the bank.
Here is what is on the menu every single Monday:
Real Ale: Pouring for just £2.80 a pint, all day long.
Pie & A Drink: Get a hearty, delicious pie and a refreshing drink for only £13.50.
Kick off your week the right way. Grab a table, settle in, and let us handle the cooking.
🥧 Tag a mate who needs a Monday pick-me-up at The Crumpled Horn!

Good morning Upminster! A welcome break in the heat and perfect for our Sunday Soul Service.Join the Rev. Mark Hughes an...
31/05/2026

Good morning Upminster!
A welcome break in the heat and perfect for our Sunday Soul Service.
Join the Rev. Mark Hughes and Pastor Clive Bailey for the sweetest music to sooth your soul!
Food available until 6pm including our loaded salads for that lighter bite!
The team are ready with ice-cold beer, international spirits and hand made cocktails!

WIN A WEDGE wraps up soon, don't miss the chance to play. This is your moment to grab those last remaining prizes.​ Don'...
29/05/2026

WIN A WEDGE wraps up soon, don't miss the chance to play.
This is your moment to grab those last remaining prizes.​ Don't worry if you can't get all 6 questions right, you'll still be entered into our weekly prize draw to win £1,000! 🤩

40% off main menu food🌟🍽️ **FOODIE ALERT!** 🍽️🌟Get ready to indulge because we’re serving up *40% OFF* our main menu fav...
28/05/2026

40% off main menu food🌟🍽️ **FOODIE ALERT!** 🍽️🌟

Get ready to indulge because we’re serving up *40% OFF* our main menu favorites! 🎉 Whether you're craving classic pub grub or something a little more adventurous, we've got the perfect dish waiting for you. 🍔🍕✨

Gather your friends, make it a night out, and dive into mouthwatering meals at an unbeatable price. From hearty burgers to delicious vegetarian options, there's something for everyone!

Join us this week and make the most of this incredible offer. Your taste buds will thank you! 😋❤️

⏰ Hurry, this deal won't last forever! See you soon for a feast to remember!

🍽️🎉 BIG FLAVORS, LITTLE PRICE! 🎉🍽️

26/05/2026

When it's 35º outside and 45º inside.... what do you do?
Well if you're our Krazy Kaeti.... you dance!
Join us for Krazy Kaeti's Kwiz tonight from 8pm!

🍹 Time to cool down? How about a cheeky G&T to sip and savor? 🌟 Join us for a refreshing twist on your favorite classic...
26/05/2026

🍹 Time to cool down? How about a cheeky G&T to sip and savor? 🌟

Join us for a refreshing twist on your favorite classic, served just the way you like it. Whether you’re lounging in our cozy corners or enjoying the sunshine in the beer garden, this is the drink you deserve!

🍋✨ Pair your G&T with some delicious sides or loaded fries — perfect for sharing (or not)!

Who's ready to kick back and kick off the weekend early with a little bit of zest in their glass? 🙌

☀️🍻 JOIN US IN THE SUN FOR BANK HOLIDAY VIBES! 🍾✨ This Bank Holiday, kick back and soak up the vibes with ice-cold beers...
25/05/2026

☀️🍻 JOIN US IN THE SUN FOR BANK HOLIDAY VIBES! 🍾✨

This Bank Holiday, kick back and soak up the vibes with ice-cold beers, refreshing prosecco, and all your favorite drinks at The Crumpled Horn! 🎉

Whether you're chilling in our beer garden or catching up with friends, there's no better way to celebrate than with a sun-soaked afternoon and great company. 🍹🍺

✨ Expect:
🌞 Sunshine vibes
🍻 Ice-cold drinks
🥳 Good times all around

**Tag your drinking buddies and plan your escape!**

👉 Remember, happy hour is calling! Don’t miss out!

🍹✨

24/05/2026

🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞
Good morning Upminster!
Today is our soul all-dayer for St Francis Hospice.
Join us for cool cocktails, ice cold beer and plenty of fizz.
All the Dj's are playing for free so please donate or buy a raffle ticket.
Our outside is a sun trap so bring your sunscreen!
See you soon!

23/05/2026

We're counting down the days until our opening Mexicana Party on 11th June.
Have you booked your VIP tables yet?
For a small donation to , you can have the best seats in the house!
Call 01708 226698 today!

🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞What a weekend!Join us tomorrow for our annual 'Soul All Dayer' for St Francis Hospice!We'll have the very be...
23/05/2026

🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞
What a weekend!
Join us tomorrow for our annual 'Soul All Dayer' for St Francis Hospice!
We'll have the very best in soul from every decade. All the Dj's from the team at Soul Nights Out In Essex are donating their time. We have a raffle with a St Francis Hamper for the winner.
Wear orange, bring some change for a bank holiday banger!

22/05/2026

Heatwave 🤝 Bank Holiday
Name a better combo… we’ll wait 👀
Join us in the beer garden for that first proper feel of summer ☀️🍺
(Seriously… if you’re not in a beer garden this weekend, what are you doing?)

Friday trivia teaser… can you get this right? 🤔​What ice cream dessert sounds like a day of the week? Think you know? Co...
22/05/2026

Friday trivia teaser… can you get this right? 🤔
​What ice cream dessert sounds like a day of the week? Think you know?
Come play WIN A WEDGE and find out if you’re on the money - thousands of prizes still up for grabs, as well as our weekly prize draw to win a massive £1,000.

​See you this weekend, quiz legends!

This Father’s Day, treat Dad to big flavours, generous plates and a proper pub celebration.Join us for Father’s Day week...
21/05/2026

This Father’s Day, treat Dad to big flavours, generous plates and a proper pub celebration.
Join us for Father’s Day weekend on 20th & 21st June for great food, your favourite drinks and the laid-back atmosphere everyone loves.
📅 Book Now https://nuvi.me/trfhjb

20/05/2026

🌞🍺🥂🍷🍸🍹🍾🧡
With a hot & sunny Bank Holiday weekend ahead, we have the perfect Sunday for you!
Join us for our annual Saint Francis Hospice soul all-dayer.
All DJ's are playing for free so please bring plenty of change to help make a difference.
Music starts at 2pm, food served until late.
Tag a mate, grab your suncream and let's dance!

Congratulations to Arsenal! Premier League Champions 25/26!(We think the guvnor might be a little happy tonight!)
19/05/2026

Congratulations to Arsenal! Premier League Champions 25/26!
(We think the guvnor might be a little happy tonight!)

Good morning Upminster!It's a Super Saturday! We have the FA Cup showing live from 3pm... all screens and surround sound...
16/05/2026

Good morning Upminster!
It's a Super Saturday!
We have the FA Cup showing live from 3pm... all screens and surround sound.
Tonight we have our monthly Soul Asylum. The very best music to sooth your soul and fill the dance floor.
Always something going on and always the best atmosphere in town.

Big prizes. Big fun. Big win.💰​Play WIN A WEDGE while you still can – you could bag thousands of prizes just by playing...
15/05/2026

Big prizes. Big fun. Big win.💰
​Play WIN A WEDGE while you still can – you could bag thousands of prizes just by playing!​Think you’ve got the answers? Prove it.
​And even if you don't, you could still win £1,000 in our weekly prize draw.

Address

33-37 Corbets Tey Road
Upminster
RM142AJ

Opening Hours

Monday 11:30am - 11pm
Tuesday 11:30am - 11pm
Wednesday 11:30am - 11pm
Thursday 11:30am - 11pm
Friday 11:30am - 12am
Saturday 11am - 12am
Sunday 12pm - 10:30pm

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