Crumpled Horn

22/10/2026

There's still time to grab a HUGE 40% off all our main dishes!

Click this 👇👇👇
https://www.crumpledhornpub.co.uk/40offer
Let us know who you are and never miss our offers and what's coming up again.
So easy. So good!

21/10/2026

🚨 Limited places left 🚨

Pop in and book your little witches and warlocks a place.

£10 including a Bogeyman Burger!

21/10/2026

Support the Urchins or know someone who does? Fancy a club shirt AND save on your Utility bills?
Join us from 6.30pm when the lovely Kim will be on hand to help bring your bills down. No dramas. Just great advice and the chance to save money!

20/10/2026

Tuesday evening is your bookmark for fun, brainteasers and good times!

Krazy Kaeti's Kwiz night. The best quiz in town! And most definitely the kraziest Kwiz host! 🤪

Always busy so call now on 01708 226698 to grab your table.
Full menu served until 9pm 🍽️🥩🍗🍔🍟

20/10/2026

🚨 NEW ON THE MENU! 🚨

Say hello to the Big Bacon Chop—landing on tables right now at The Crumpled Horn!

If you're craving a hearty, flavour-packed meal, this absolute beauty is stacked and ready for you. Think thick-cut, succulent bacon cooked to perfection, served up with golden chips, peas, mushrooms, grilled tomato, and a sweet touch of grilled pineapple plus that gorgeous fried egg in the lineup!

Whether you're joining us for a cosy lunch or a proper evening feast, this one is not to be missed.

✨ Available now! Drop in and try it today—your tastebuds will thank you. 🍻

20/10/2026

Good morning Upminster!
No one likes a grey day but everyone loves a Burger Day!
Choose any of our fab burgers and your drink of choice and we'll slash your bill by 25%! Boom-Boom, Banging Burger!
Have you tried our Ultimate Southern Fried with gravy! Deeeeeeelicious!

18/10/2026

Only 13 Tickets left for our New Year Eve SoulTrain 26-27!

Only ticket entry on the night.
Don't miss out!

Get ready to groove all night with funky beats and good vibes at the ultimate soul train party! Price Includes Small Plate Buffet

18/10/2026

Don't miss out on our Breakfast with Santa this year. Some dates have limited tickets left!!

We also have SEN event which, of course, is tailored to be calm, spacial and with longer to meet Santa.

All are listed on our events page with booking link.

17/10/2026

Our weekday offers are always popular.... what about the weekend?

3 courses, full sized meals, for £22!?

Go on then! Something for everyone

17/10/2026

Halloween may be getting close but join us today and book our Festive Fayre and there's no tricks, just treats!!
Friends, family, work colleagues or social groups. Why not book one of our dine and dance party nights?
Great food, fabulous price and extra treats! This weekend!

16/10/2026

Where will you be this time tomorrow night?
If you know.....you know!

Join us and the beautiful people of Soul.

This month DJs Andy Furneaux and Tricia Butler are on deck duty.

It's going to be very good!

16/10/2026

Join us any time this weekend and we can talk Turkey!

Our fabulous Festive Fayre is available from November 9th and if you book this weekend, we have some fab treats for you!!

Take 5, pop in and let's get you all set for our Fab Festive Menu 🧑‍🎄🎄

16/10/2026

✨ Fizz Friday starts here ✨

Ladies, you’ve made it through the week — now it’s time to raise a glass, gather your favourite girls and let the weekend begin in style. 🥂💃

From 5pm, enjoy a bottle of Lovelli Prosecco for just £15.50 at The Crumpled Horn. Perfect for post-work catch-ups, long-overdue gossip, birthday celebrations or simply because Friday deserves a little sparkle. 💛

So round up your besties, leave the emails behind and ease into the weekend with bubbles, laughter and good vibes.

Your Friday plans? Sorted. ✨

📍 The Crumpled Horn
🥂 Lovelli Prosecco — £15.50
⏰ From 5pm

16/10/2026

Big flavours. Crispy bites. Saucy burgers. Proper pub classics. 🍔🍟🍺

Whether you’re craving a fresh, loaded salad, our ultimate spicy beef burger, a crispy Ultimate chicken stack or a hearty Hawkstone beef pie paired with a Hawkstone IPA—there’s something on the menu with your name on it.

Come hungry. Leave happy. 😍

So, what’s making the first move?

👇 Team Burger, Team Pie or Team Salad? Tell us below—and tag the person who’s joining you for a bite.

15/10/2026

🧪🐍 THE VENOM HAS ARRIVED AT THE CRUMPLED HORN! 🐍🧪

This Halloween, sink your fangs into our electrifying Venom cocktails—a wickedly refreshing blend of Southern Comfort, WKD Blue & Orange Juice, served ice-cold and bursting with flavour. 💚💙

With a striking glow, a sinister bite and just the right amount of Halloween magic, it’s the perfect drink for a night of spooky celebrations at The Crumpled Horn, Upminster.

🎃 VENOM COCKTAILS
💥 2 FOR £13.50
👻 Available this Halloween

Bring your coven, grab a glass and taste the bite… if you dare! 🐍

📍 The Crumpled Horn, Upminster
🍹 Great drinks • Good times • Halloween mischief

Over 18s only. Please drink responsibly. Offer subject to availability and venue terms.

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15/10/2026

Good afternoon Upminster!

It's Thirsty Thursday and our favourite Deal Day of The Week!
Any Grill & Drink with 25% off!
🥩 Rump, Sirloin, Gammon or Mixed Grill
🍺🍷🍹 Any drink of choice
🫰💷 25% gone!

Not feeling a steak? We got you. Head here 👇👇👇👇👇
https://www.crumpledhornpub.co.uk/40offer

sign up and we'll send you a 40% off code for any main meal!

Check our events for a bumper packed end of year and if you want to treat your little one's, our Halloween morning is perfect!
Please book and pay in pub 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

14/10/2026

A pie everyone will enjoy! 😍
The Hawkstone IPA & Beef Pie won't be around forever, but it'll leave a lasting impression.
And possibly a sudden interest in tractors. 🚜🥧
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13/10/2026

☀️ The sun is out, and we’ve got plenty going on down at The Crumpled Horn! It's what we do. 🍻🍔

Looking for a mid-week treat? Join us today for our Tuesday Deal: get 25% off any burger and any drink!

Craving something else? We've also got you covered with an exclusive 40% off main meals code. Grab yours right here: The Crumpled Horn 40% Off Offer.

With great deals and a cracking atmosphere, there’s never been a better time to pop in. See you soon! 👇

12/10/2026

Soul Asylum returns this Saturday and we have 2 fabulous DJ's for you Andy Furneaux and Trisha Butler!!
You know this is going to be a cracker!
Free entry, food till 9 and the best tunes in town!

12/10/2026

Limited spaces for our Halloween Crafts & Games morning.
Please pop-in to secure your kids place :-)

12/10/2026

It may be a miserable Monday out..... but we're warm & toasty and brimming with offers!
Cask ale just £2.80 all day! ✅
Any Pie (Including the Hawkstone!) & a drink. 25% off! ✅
Buy any main meal and we'll take 40% off! ✅(https://www.crumpledhornpub.co.uk/40offer)

Suddenly.... it's a Magic Monday! 😁

10/10/2026

The Urchins are back in league action today.
HFC SA, bring your membership cards to unlock your discount! 🍺

COYU!

09/10/2026

🚨 DISCOUNT ALERT! 🚨
Hungry for a proper feast?
We’re giving you 40% OFF Main Courses at The Crumpled Horn! 🍔🥧

To claim your discount, simply sign up for our VIP mailing list, and we’ll send your 40% off main menu food code straight to your inbox!
📅 Valid: 9th October to 25th October
It’s the perfect time to pop in and try our amazing Hawkstone Beef & Ale Pie!
👉 Get your 40% off voucher here: https://www.crumpledhornpub.co.uk/40offer
More than just a pub.
See you soon! 🍻

09/10/2026

It's coming............

👻🧛🧟🐈‍⬛🦇🎃

08/10/2026

🎄🎄CHRISTMAS PARTY NIGHT 🎄🎄

Limited Seats for the Christmas Music Bingo! Festive Fayre & Bingo with a music twist!
Join in, sing, dance and win big!

Book in pub. Festive Fayre from £20.79!