Crumpled Horn

07/09/2026

🥧 Make Mondays something to look forward to! 🥧

Beat the Monday blues with a classic pub favourite that hits the spot every single time.

Get 25% OFF your Pie Meal & Drink all day today! Enjoy a golden, piping-hot pie packed with delicious filling, served alongside chunky chips, garden peas, and plenty of rich gravy—plus your favourite drink to wash it all down. 😋🍻

*** Our AMAZING Hawkstone Slow Cooked Beef & Ale Pie is included ***

Why spend Monday evening over a hot stove when you can let us do the cooking?

👉 Tag your lunch buddy or dinner partner and head on down to join us today!

📍 Offer valid every Monday. See you at the table!

07/09/2026

🧊 NEW AT THE CRUMPLED HORN! 🧊

Need a proper pick-me-up? We’ve just landed the ultimate chillers: Jimmy’s Iced Coffee is now officially available at the bar!

Whether you’re in the mood for the bold, smooth hit of The Big Original or craving the rich, sweet goodness of Caramel, we’ve got your ice-cold coffee fix covered. Perfect for relaxing with friends, taking a mid-day breather, or pairing with your favorite bite to eat.

✨ Choose your flavour:

🥤 The Big Original – Classic, refreshing, and seriously smooth.

🍯 Caramel – Rich, indulgent, and perfectly sweet.

Grab yours today at The Crumpled Horn—because we’re always more than just a pub.

📍 Pop in and get yours ice-cold today! Which flavour are you trying first? 👇

06/09/2026

What a night last night!!
Thank you to all those who joined us, skanked and partied!
Let's do it again....oh, ok then!
Ska N Mash will return!

05/09/2026

Work hard. Play hard. 🍺
Sip back with us and enjoy a bottle of Hawkstone IPA – for a limited time only! Simple pleasures done right.

05/09/2026

Good luck to Hornchurch FC today!
HFCSA, remember your membership cards for your discount!
COYU!

𝙈𝘼𝙏𝘾𝙃𝘿𝘼𝙔 👊

This afternoon we welcome Forest Green Rovers to the Bridge.

Tickets are available online until midday, or you can purchase on the gate via cash or card payments.

You can save on your match ticket by purchasing in advance.

Back the Urchins 👇

🎟️ https://ow.ly/5O9F50ZIqyX

04/09/2026

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03/09/2026

"Let’s get together and feel alright!" 🎶✨

Dust off the Docs and clear your calendar for a night of pure nostalgia, proper skankin' tunes, and good vibes! 🎸🔥

Join us this Saturday, 5th September at The Crumpled Horn for an unforgettable Ska & Reggae Night with the legendary DJ Ska N Mash spinning all the classic anthems!
From two-tone classics to smooth reggae rhythms, we've got the soundtrack to your weekend sorted.

🍻 FREE Entry
🕗 8PM Start
📍 The Crumpled Horn | 33-37 Corbets Tey Road, Upminster RM14 2AJ

Tag your crew, grab a cold pint, and let’s make it a night to remember! Who’s joining us on the dance floor? 👇🕺💃

02/09/2026

Tag someone who always pinches from your plate… 👀
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01/09/2026

🏁 Dust off your loafers and get ready to skank! 🏁
Remember the days of incredible basslines, sharp style, and dancefloors that never stopped moving?
We are bringing those classic vibes right back to Upminster!Join us for a massive SKA & REGGAE NIGHT featuring the legendary tunes of DJ Ska N Mash.

Whether you were raised on the 2-Tone rhythms of The Specials, Madness, and The Beat, or you just want to lose yourself in some sweet, classic reggae roots, this is the night you've been waiting for.Let’s get together and feel alright! 🇯🇲✨

📅 Saturday, 5th September
⏰ 8:00 PM Start
📍 The Crumpled Horn (33-37 Corbets Tey Road, Upminster RM14 2AJ)
🎟️ FREE ENTRY🔥

HOW TO JOIN THE PARTY:
📞 Book a Table: Entry is free, but tables will fill up fast for this one! Call us or drop us a message to secure the best seats in the house for your group.
👥 Tag Your Crew: Who are you hitting the dancefloor with? Tag your oldest friends and favorite dance partners in the comments below!

📢 Spread the Word:
Hit that Share button and let's get the whole town together for a night to remember.No work the next day, no excuses!

Call the crew, grab a drink, and let's make it a night to remember. See you on the dancefloor! 🕺💃

31/08/2026

Our Bank Holiday Soul Special continues this afternoon with a very special 'Open Decks' Our resident Soul DJ Mark Hughes is driving the decks but if you love soul, have a decent collection and fancy a little DJ set.... join us!
As usual, we'll be raising money for Saint Francis Hospice. We have a raffle and a few extra bits for sale. Every penny goes to the hospice.
Last bank holiday before.. (Christmas... ssshhhh!)
Kitchen open all day, b**r is cold, w**e is chilled... all we need is you to bring your dance!

31/08/2026

An amazing Sunday Soul Service! Top Dj's, beautiful people. What a day!
Fancy some more?
Our Open Decks all dayer for Saint Francis Hospice spins off at 2pm.
Make the most of your last Bank Holiday before Christmas!

30/08/2026

🎶 SUNDAY SOUL SERVICE ALLDAYER - BANK HOLIDAY SPECIAL! 🎶

No work tomorrow... dance a little longer! Join us today for an incredible day of music, good vibes, and great company.

🗓 Date: Sunday 30th August
🕒 Time: 2 PM – 11 PM
📍 Location: The Crumpled Horn, 33-37 Corbets Tey Road, Upminster, Essex, RM14 2AJ (Just a 10-minute stroll from Upminster Station) 💸 Entry: FREE!

Featuring an unbeatable line-up keeping the dancefloor moving all day and night: ✨ Andy Furneaux ✨ Chris Phillips ✨ Chris McKnight (Reggae Covers) ✨ Clive Bailey ✨ Mark Hughes

Expect the finest cuts of Classic Soul, Disco, Funk, Boogie, Jazz Funk, and Rare Groove.

Tag your crew below and let's make it a Bank Holiday to remember! 🌻🕺💃

28/08/2026

Let's do this!

TGIF!
Prosecco £15.50

Spritz?
HUGO,
LIMONCELLO,
APEROL
2 FOR £12!!

Friiiiiiidayyyyy!

28/08/2026

And there it is. The greatest partnership since farming and complaining about the weather. 🚜🐄
A proper beef pie paired with a proper IPA. Frankly, if you've got a better plan for today, we'd like to hear it. 🍺🥧
Our exclusive Hawkstone IPA & Beef Pie available in pub NOW! https://nuvi.me/ksk6ra

28/08/2026

🚨YOU'RE BANK HOLIDAY BEGINS NOW! 🚨

With the weather nice today, why not join us outside before summer says goodbye!?
Tonight, TGIF returns. Prosecco is just £15.50 after 5pm and the vibe is sweet!
The weekend is Wall 2 Wall amazing!
Music, vibes, attitude all turned up to the max!
Check out the video and our events.
As always, FREE entry throughout.
Whatever the weather, we have you covered!

27/08/2026

🎵 Get ready to dance! 🎵

Ska & Reggae Night is coming to The Crumpled Horn!
Bring your dancing shoes and join us for an incredible night of classic beats and positive vibes.

Here are the details you need to know:
Date: Saturday, 5th September
Time: 8:00 PM start
Location: The Crumpled Horn, 33-37 Corbets Tey Road, Upminster RM14 2AJ

Music by: DJ Ska N Mash
Admission: FREE entry

As the legend says, "Let's get together and feel alright."
Tag your friends, spread the word, and we'll see you on the dance floor! 🕺💃

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27/08/2026

🌅 THE ULTIMATE IBIZA SUNSET WEEKENDER IS HERE — AND ENTRY IS 100% FREE ALL WEEKEND! 🌅

No plans for the long weekend? Now you do! 🙌
We are turning The Crumpled Horn into the white isle for a massive 3-day Ibiza Sunset Weekender. Get ready for incredible food, huge beats, and those unforgettable summer vibes without spending a penny on tickets! 🌴

🎶Here is your official breakdown of the weekend:✨

SATURDAY: Ibiza Sunset
Daytime: Cool, relaxed Balearic beats to ease you into the bank holiday. 🏝️😎

Sunset & Night:
When the sun goes down, the energy goes UP!
We are dropping Ritmo de la noche and absolute Balearic bangers to keep you dancing. 💃🔥✨

SUNDAY:
Sunday Soul Service All-Dayer

The Main Event:
We are feeding your soul with the absolute best tracks all day and night from 2 PM – 11 PM. 📻❤️✨

MONDAY:

Bank Holiday Soul & Open Decks

Showcase Your Skills: Open decks running from 2 PM – 9 PM. Calling all local DJs—bring your soul tunes, spin your favorite tracks, and show us what you've got! 🎧🎚️

🍕 FOOD, BEATS & MUSIC
You can't party on an empty stomach! 🤤 Our kitchen is open until 9 PM daily, serving up delicious bites to keep you fueled all weekend long. 🍔🔥

Lock it in your calendars, gather your crew, and let’s make this bank holiday one to remember.
No tickets, no entry fees, just pure weekend vibes! 🥳🎉

📍 Venue:
The Crumpled Horn
📅 When:
Saturday, Sunday & Monday
🎟️ Entry:
FREE ALL WEEKEND! 💸