innocent

innocent We make healthy drinks. Please buy them so we don't get fired.
(399)

02/04/2026

Bank Holidays That Should Exist

1. Tea Time
2. Sausage Roll Day
3. As soon as the temperature hits 25 degrees
4. Blue Mondays
5. The longest day of the year
6. The shortest day of the year
7.. The coldest day of the year
8. The hottest day of the year
9. Any day of the year
10. Every first Monday of the month
11. Every last Friday of the month when it’s payday
12. When it snows
13. When it rains
14. When it’s cold
15. So we can hibernate in bed
16. National Smoothie Day
17. The day after a bank holiday
18. The dude’s birthday
19. National Wheelbarrow Day
20. Your pet’s birthday
21. Our Robyn’s birthday (because she’s a legend)
24. National Friend Day

We’ve created an exclusive run of limited-edition-label Blue Bolts. Shout out to our incredible design team for this one...
01/04/2026

We’ve created an exclusive run of limited-edition-label Blue Bolts. Shout out to our incredible design team for this one.

25/03/2026

WEIRDEST THINGS TO HAPPEN AT WORK

1. presenting a meeting bare foot
2. have an entire coffee station by your desk
3. water gun fight
4. banana costumes at every odd presentation
5. falling asleep in a meeting
6. doing the conga
7. singing happy birthday to the 4th floor stapler
8. a dog weeing in the office
9. cancelling all the meetings to reorganise the snack cupboard
10. making eggs in a microwave
11. making tortellinis in a tea pot
12. getting chased by a swan
13. a swan trying to break into the office
14. getting lost trying to find a meeting room

11/03/2026

Rules of March

1. British Summer Time officially starts at the end of this month
2. the clocks change
3. again
4. do they go back or forward?
5. we still don’t know
6. the sun will come out
7. everything will feel a bit lighter
8. the days are getting longer
9. and lighter
10. we'll say this to everyone
11. new flowers will blossom
12. you'll hear “it’s warm but actually it’s not” every day
13. there'll be sunshine
14. and wind
15. then rain
16. then sunshine again
17. and rain again
18. your allergies will return
19. people will start sneezing
20. they'll complain about hay fever
21. before they actually have hay fever
22. lambs will be born
23. you'll see people in gardens
24. the grown up ones with adult juice
25. you'll consider spring cleaning
26. then clean one drawer
27. and decide that's enough
28. spring clothes will make an appearance
29. and winter jackets get dramatically put away
30. but they'll return next week
31. you can wear sunglasses with a scarf
32. and it's acceptable even if it's not normal
33. the overzealous will get out their bucket hats
34. and start saying "it feels like summer”
35. if there are 12 seconds of sun, we've got to stop what we're doing and go outside

Rumours have it our Kim won a quid.
05/03/2026

Rumours have it our Kim won a quid.

A little something to do instead of working. Pop your answers below if you fancy.
03/03/2026

A little something to do instead of working. Pop your answers below if you fancy.

You heard it here first.
26/02/2026

You heard it here first.

It's risky business leaving our wake-up shots unattended on a Monday morning.
23/02/2026

It's risky business leaving our wake-up shots unattended on a Monday morning.

Oyez Oyez Oyez.It's been an awfully wet start to the year, but brighter tidings are on the horizon. We have some very ex...
20/02/2026

Oyez Oyez Oyez.

It's been an awfully wet start to the year, but brighter tidings are on the horizon. We have some very exciting news. We can't say more just yet. Until then, here's a blurred photo. We await your finest guesses. Keep your eyes peeled for Tuesday.

09/02/2026

THINGS THAT ARE SHORT

1. your parents' fuses
2. number two haircuts
3. February
4. crop tops
5. seven dwarves
6. babies
7. a 5k walk (according to your sportiest friend)
8. February
9. walking to the corner shop
10. a stool
11. our boss' patience
12. February
13. the queue in the shop for DVDs
14. February
15. the list of things we're good at
16. February
17. a little woolly hat
18. freshly cut grass
19. the hedges in a palace's gardens
20. penguins
21. Jack's beanstalk before it grew
22.. Yoda
23. February
24. baby Yoda
25. half a ruler
26. February
27. films under 39 minutes long
28. our attention span at work
29. this list

We do go on a bit about fruit. But, since our new fruit & veg smoothies have quite a lot of veg in them (25%, no less), ...
22/01/2026

We do go on a bit about fruit. But, since our new fruit & veg smoothies have quite a lot of veg in them (25%, no less), we decided it's time to make a few small changes around here.

Address


Telephone

+442079933311

Website

Alerts

Be the first to know and let us send you an email when innocent posts news and promotions. Your email address will not be used for any other purpose, and you can unsubscribe at any time.

Shortcuts

  • Want your establishment to be the top-listed Bar/pub?

Share