Caldero Lounge

14/09/2026

14/09/2026

🎄🚨 THE CHRISTMAS OUTFIT HAS EMERGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. 🚨🎄

You know Christmas is officially on its way at Caldero when James is ceremoniously forced back into the outfit. 😂

Does he choose to wear it every year?
We’re legally advised not to comment. 👀
Has it now become a beloved Caldero Christmas tradition? ABSOLUTELY. 🎅😂

And James’ annual festive sacrifice can only mean one thing…

✨ WE’RE TAKING CHRISTMAS BOOKINGS NOW! ✨

Our Christmas menu will be available from 1st November, and there are some absolute festive BELTERS coming your way, including…

🎅 Marry Me Santa – because apparently Marry Me Chicken got festive and started making serious commitments.
🧀 Mini Camemberts – tiny wheels of molten happiness. No further explanation required.
🍴 Plus LOADS more festive deliciousness to get stuck into!

Whether it’s the work Christmas do, festive drinks with your mates, family get-togethers or simply an excuse to eat an irresponsible amount of cheese, get your Christmas booking in! 🎄🥂

Meanwhile, please keep James in your thoughts during this difficult time.

The outfit will return.
It always returns. 🌟😂

14/09/2026

🍳 Dish Spotlight: The Lounge Breakfast!

Breakfast cravings don’t have a time limit! ⏰ Pop in whenever you fancy and enjoy one of our Lounge Breakfasts, available all day, every day.

Because a good breakfast is always a good idea! 🤤

09/09/2026

🚨 NEW MENU INCOMING… AND SHE’S LOOKING GOOD. 🚨

Clear your diary, loosen your waistband and prepare to develop several new food obsessions because our BRAND NEW MENU lands 1st October! 🍂🍴✨

Some of your favourites have had a cheeky little glow-up, but we’ve also got a whole load of brand-new dishes joining the Caldero family… 👀

Think Marry Me Chicken 💍🍗 — and yes, the name is a BIG promise.
🥑 Skandi Smoked Salmon — fresh, colourful and ridiculously brunchable.
🥔 Loaded Hash Browns — crispy, cheesy, loaded little parcels of joy.
…and that is only scratching the surface.

And our drinks are getting in on the action too because UBE IS COMING! 💜☕️ We’re bringing that gorgeous purple goodness into our tea line-up, and quite frankly, she’s about to become the main character.

📅 1ST OCTOBER
📍 Caldero Lounge

New dishes. New flavours. Old favourites with a fresh little makeover. Basically… October just got VERY tasty. 🤤

Who are you bringing along for the first taste test? 👇

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09/09/2026

🎤😂 READY FOR A LAUGH?! 😂🎤

Consider this your reminder that LIVE COMEDY is coming to Caldero Lounge! And frankly, we could all do with a good giggle. 🤣

📅 Wednesday 30th September
⏰ Showtime: 7pm
🎟️ FREE TO ATTEND!

Laffinstock Comedy Club are bringing us a cracking line-up of comedians for an evening that promises plenty of laughs, questionable jokes and the occasional “I can’t believe they just said that” moment. 👀😂

And the best punchline? It won’t cost you a penny to come along! So grab your mates, book a table to avoid disappointment and grab a drink and settle in — because we’re expecting an ab-solutely hilarious night🍻🎤

⚠️ Minimum age 16. Under 18s must be accompanied by an adult. Expect some adult/explicit humour… so maybe don’t bring Grandma. Unless Grandma’s absolutely feral. In which case, she’ll fit right in. 😂

No joke… you don’t want to miss this one. 😉

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07/09/2026

🎃🍂 SIP, PAINT & GET SPOOKY! 🍂🎨

Apparently one autumnal Sip & Paint just wasn’t enough… so we’re falling for it all over again! 🍁👻

Join us at Caldero Lounge for another Autumn & Halloween themed Sip & Paint evening — think pumpkins, ghosts, autumn leaves, spooky vibes and whatever other boo-tiful masterpiece your creative little heart comes up with! 🎃🖌️✨

📅 18th October
⏰ Starts at 6pm
🎟️ £10 per person
🥂 And because creativity needs fuel… you’ll get a FREE glass of Prosecco included!

🎨 There are just 30 spaces available, so get your coven together and grab yours before they vanish into the night! 🧙‍♀️✨

Whether you’re the next Van GHOUL 👻 or your artistic talents are a little more abstract after a glass of fizz… absolutely everyone is welcome. 😂🎨

So grab your favourite witches, ghouls and pumpkin-spiced pals and come have a fang-tastic evening with us! 🧙‍♀️🍂

Spaces are limited, so don’t BOO-lieve you can leave it until the last minute! 👀🎃

🎃🍁🥂

07/09/2026

🍔 Dish Spotlight: Lounge Burger 🍔

A true classic, made just the way you like it! Our Lounge Burger comes with your choice of crispy fries, sweet potato fries or a fresh salad. 🥗🍟

Feeling extra hungry? Add an extra patty - because sometimes one just isn’t enough!

Trying to keep things a little lighter? Ditch the bun and let the lettuce do the heavy lifting. 🌿😉

However you like yours, it’s the perfect classic comfort food for those cosy-weather days. 🍂🤎

04/09/2026

🐾💚 THEY’RE STILL WAITING FOR THEIR SOMEONE… 💚🐾

You might remember that we’ve been doing our little bit to help the wonderful Jerry Green Dog Rescue find forever homes for some of the gorgeous dogs in their care — and we’ve got a couple more beautiful faces we’d love you to meet. 🥹

Meet Snowdon and Skye. 🐶❤️

Snowdon is a big, affectionate softie who apparently hasn’t been informed that he’s slightly too large to be a lap dog. 😂 He loves people, gentle walks and a good sofa snuggle, and he’s looking for a calm home where he can settle in and become somebody’s very big best friend.

Then there’s lovely Skye. 🥺 A sweet, slightly nervous girl who just needs somebody willing to give her a little patience, security and time to realise that she’s safe. Once she trusts you, there’s a wonderfully affectionate little soul waiting to come out. 💚

And before anybody asks… OF COURSE WE HAVEN’T FORGOTTEN ABOUT OUR HARPER. 😭❤️

We’re still rooting for that beautiful girl just as loudly as ever, and we’ll continue sharing her until the day we get to post the update we’re all waiting for:

“HARPER HAS FOUND HER FOREVER HOME.” 🏡🐾

So please, even if you’re not currently in a position to adopt, give this post a share. You genuinely never know whose feed it might land on. Somewhere out there are Snowdon, Skye and Harper’s people — we just need to help them find each other. 🥹

If you think you could offer Snowdon or Skye the home they deserve, contact the Jerry Green North Lincolnshire team on 01652 653343 or [email protected].

Three gorgeous dogs. Three forever homes still out there somewhere. 💚🐾

Come on, Caldero lot… let’s find their humans. 🏡❤️
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03/09/2026

🐾✨ THE DOGGY MENU JUST GOT A LITTLE BIT BOUJEE ✨🐾

Look, there’s absolutely nothing wrong with a cheeky sausage or bit of bacon… our four-legged regulars have been happily ordering those for years. 😂

BUT, if your pupper has a slightly more refined palate… we’ve upgraded the snack cupboard. 💅🐶

Alongside our usual Doggy Menu, we’ve now got a selection of 100% natural chews AND BrewBix Brewery Bites — dog biscuits made using spent grain from the brewing process. 🍺🦴

So whether your dog is a “just chuck us a sausage, mate” kinda pup or a “I’ll have the artisan dog biscuit, please” kinda pup… we’ve got them covered. 😂

Pop in, grab yourself a coffee, cocktail or pint and let your dog live their best little boujee life. 🐕✨

Because Caldero is the sort of place where the dogs have a bar snack menu too, as they should. 💅🐾