03/06/2026
The Singles league returned after a 2 week mid season break for Round 12…
In Division 1 - Trevorrrrrrrrrr made light work of Apples & Pearson Roaring into a 5-1 lead before dropping a in the last 2 Frames, Alexander the great continued to surge towards a third title in a row with a half an hour drubbing of the Limp Bush & Phil continued his slump as he was thrashed by the in form Breeze.
In Division 2 - Anton won 5 of the first 6 as Nige had no answer for the Window Licker, Zippy was 4-1 up & fu**ed it up as Battenberg Rose to the occasion late on to grab a draw, Kev & Riggsy played out the longest match in singles league history finally completing 8 frames in 1h59mins as Kev edged it 5-3, Carl & Ronnie wernt much quicker drawing 4-4, Wayne Rooney thumped 6 past the sheepshagger & Gale was a SOAR loser throwing the towel in at 5-0 down to hand young Rylee an 8-0 whitewash.
In Division 3 - The Caterpillar beat Darren Croc 6-2, Dan Shark drowned Hooper 8Zip, my mate - hot favourite for the title SuperSugg needed some fortune in the last frame to edge past daryl “blackitus” Haney 5-3, Alex the kidd beat JD by the same scoreline to bounceback to the top of the table, Harry soon to be Wedd got his first gift as No Lickey lost 6-2 & Big Meeks lost his head as the Postman continued to deliver the goods surging up the table.
In Division 4 - Denise & Joanne played out a bore draw, lewis RadFerrari raced to a 6-0 lead before taking his foot off the gas against Tony Blackburn, last week he was falling out a plane, this week he was falling to another defeat - its the Parrott whose wings couldnt save him this time as animal compatriot Beast won 6-2, poppa beast matched that scoreline against the FreeMason & Dec O’ why aint he talking to me” spent the first half of the game wondering why his Opponent wasn’t replying only to realise after 3 frames his Opponent was wearing a hearing aid - thats a new excuse to add to the catalogue as Ian Penned a 6-2 win.
In Division 5 - Rob was fist bumping & screaming his way to another W as he beat title rival JonDon “stick that up ya arse n smoke it”, Raider was in the house but after going 3-1 up had to settle for a draw against hughsey, in the relegation 6 pointer “oh wait…” Wall-e beat PooTash 5-3, Lee chucked down some Bate as Bill was unable to whip up a storm, in the late night affair Carlos was back with a bang as he pumped Jackanorey 6-2 & Cyclops only needed one good eye to ease past Tablett and regain top spot.