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Scotch Mist Los Cris Scottish Food Shop -Original Scottish Bar - Scottish Diner . An Outlet Of The GALLUS Bars Group

01/11/2026

Thank-you , Gracias , Dankenxhe, Tapad Leibh to every single person who braved the weather today to spend it with us .. unbelievable as it sounds but this was in fact our busiest Sunday for a very long time … our brave patrons are made of strong stuff!

Genuinely from all of us Thank-you , Tapad Leibh .. your the best!

And just like that were open 😄
01/11/2026

And just like that were open 😄

Welcome to November … on Sunny Tenerife … we are open today as normal .. obviously living on a wee island we may experie...
01/11/2026

Welcome to November … on Sunny Tenerife … we are open today as normal .. obviously living on a wee island we may experience some power cuts throughout the day .. it’s raining .. god we have needed this … so embrace island life … get out and buy a poncho , support your local , have a Sunday Roast , with free soup and half price desserts .. sounds like an advert for Scotch Mist .. lol

Come away on out .. ponchos for sale in every chino shop .. umbrellas as well ! It’s still warm .. we will have some cracking lightning strikes .. but we are here ready and waiting to serve ya and because we are so good we have you covered as well!

ALL BOOKINGS FOR TODAY WILL BE SERVED.

31/10/2026

Shout out to all those people sat in the dark pretending they are not at home 🤣naughty naughty!

This is absolutely shocking , if your easily offended dont read this ! SUNDAY ROASTS How they even expect you to eat all...
31/10/2026

This is absolutely shocking , if your easily offended dont read this !

SUNDAY ROASTS

How they even expect you to eat all this is beyond any comprehension..

So you turn up at a time that suits you .

You sit down and order your drink .. they then come over all smiles like butter wouldn’t melt and ask .. would you like a FREE Soup .. a FREE SOUP I KID YOU NOT !

You fall for that as those around you are nodding away like Churchill Dogs saying it’s so tasty ! Just like yer mammy would make back in the day they say!

Once you’ve licked yer spoon clean .. out they come … to ask are you ready for your main..

The cheek of the plate size they bring …
It’s loaded with slices of SUCCULENT MEATS of your choice ..with Creamy Mash Potato and The Crispiest Home made Roasties , then the seasonal veg … with Pigs in Blanket and Stuffing on the side , fresh crisp fluffy Yorkie hot out the oven and a side of the most delicious hot Gravy
And they expect you to eat all of it…

Well after using your finger to clean the last crumbs and gravy trail .. stuffed to the gunnels ..

The Cheeky so and so comes back out to offer more drinks … you look around at the other victims who are sat laughing away and booking for the following week already .. it’s A CULT THING your sure it must be …

Then the sneaky wee devil comes out to offer you a HALF PRICE DESSERT .. HALF PRICE DESSERT.. as if .. but they look at us .. not the customer’s , not the staff .. but the DESSERTS … and they Scream EAT ME .. and before you know it your in a food coma and planning next weeks ROAST .. I kid you not .. avoid this place if you don’t enjoy yer grub !


Roasts available 13:00 until 17:30 Sunday

Hey, it’s Sunday tomoz , 1st of November and your Sunday Roast is here .. Book yours today as we willDefo be sold out by...
31/10/2026

Hey, it’s Sunday tomoz , 1st of November and your Sunday Roast is here ..

Book yours today as we will
Defo be sold out by tomoz …

Pick a time that suits you and the meats you love … leave the rest to us..

Remember free soup as always and because it’s your good self .. get your dessert at half price

We have some great new Desserts to choose from.

Roasts available 13:00 until 17:30 Sunday

30/10/2026

Perfection in a pint!

A wee bit of Scotland in the Tenerife sunshine! ☀️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Black or white, take your pick… ONLY €10!Pure dead brilliant! 💯...
30/10/2026

A wee bit of Scotland in the Tenerife sunshine! ☀️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
Black or white, take your pick… ONLY €10!
Pure dead brilliant! 💯😉

29/10/2026

One of our amazingly talented followers has made us this wee Halloween video and we just had to share it !

Our Dine in Sunday Roasts are almost full .. if your looking toJoin us this Sunday .. please book early .. we are limite...
28/10/2026

Our Dine in Sunday Roasts are almost full .. if your looking to
Join us this Sunday .. please book early .. we are limited on space and hate turning people away!

Book your roasts now at a time that suits you to dine .. and remember always a free soup when dining with is for Sunday Roasts , and because we love ya .. half price desserts!

Bookity bookity book!

Dirección

Calle París, Locale 4, Los Cristianos. Tenerife Sur
Los Cristianos
38650

Horario de apertura

Lunes 10:15 - 18:30
Martes 10:15 - 14:00
Miércoles 10:15 - 21:00
Jueves 10:15 - 17:00
Viernes 10:15 - 18:30
Sábado 10:15 - 16:00
Domingo 10:00 - 18:00

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