The Thirsty Hitch

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The Thirsty Hitch Bringing the party to life with our vintage Shasta trailer turned mobile bar!

We serve up craft cocktails, cold brews, and unforgettable vibes for weddings and events across Muskoka, Haliburton, Kawartha Lakes, and beyond. 🥂

Our wedding season is officially wrapped up, but we’re still the family’s resident bartenders 🙋‍♀️ Happy Thanksgiving fr...
10/12/2026

Our wedding season is officially wrapped up, but we’re still the family’s resident bartenders 🙋‍♀️ Happy Thanksgiving from our family to yours 🦃

The moment the calendar flipped to October the guava marg got a spooky upgrade in our household 🎃
10/03/2026

The moment the calendar flipped to October the guava marg got a spooky upgrade in our household 🎃

Josh prepping 50 drinks for cocktail hour so there’s no lineup. Me: “Wait, the lighting is really good right now.”
10/02/2026

Josh prepping 50 drinks for cocktail hour so there’s no lineup.
Me: “Wait, the lighting is really good right now.”

Our favourite wedding bar accessory: a neon sign with absolutely no sympathy for tomorrow.
09/30/2026

Our favourite wedding bar accessory: a neon sign with absolutely no sympathy for tomorrow.

Cocktail hour, ready when you are. Mango mojitos and Caesars lined up so nobody has to spend the first hour of the party...
09/25/2026

Cocktail hour, ready when you are. Mango mojitos and Caesars lined up so nobody has to spend the first hour of the party waiting for a drink. 🍹

Josh spent our PEI end-of-summer trip doing some very important market research. 🦪🌶️🍋‍🟩And by market research, we mean q...
09/13/2026

Josh spent our PEI end-of-summer trip doing some very important market research. 🦪🌶️🍋‍🟩

And by market research, we mean quality control testing every Caesar he could find. It’s a tough job, but someone has to do it.

Safe to say, we came home with a few garnish ideas. 👀

The group chat finally made it out of the group chat. ✨Aperol Spritzes all around, obviously. 🍊
09/04/2026

The group chat finally made it out of the group chat. ✨

Aperol Spritzes all around, obviously. 🍊

In between weddings, parties & cocktail classes…the Shasta comes home and hangs out with us. 💁‍♀️ Not a bad backdrop for...
09/04/2026

In between weddings, parties & cocktail classes…the Shasta comes home and hangs out with us. 💁‍♀️ Not a bad backdrop for a summer afternoon and a few chapters. 📚

That time we packed up the Thirsty Hitch and headed out for a private cocktail-making class celebrating the premiere of ...
09/01/2026

That time we packed up the Thirsty Hitch and headed out for a private cocktail-making class celebrating the premiere of with for 🍋‍🟩

While that margarita-making class was a super fun experience, you definitely don’t need a TV premiere as an excuse to book us.

Bachelorette? Birthday? Cottage weekend? Corporate party? Girls’ night?

We bring the bar + cocktail class to you. You just need to assemble the drinking buddies. 🍸

One of the best parts of being behind the bar? This view. 🤍Watching your people arrive, find each other, grab a drink an...
08/29/2026

One of the best parts of being behind the bar? This view. 🤍

Watching your people arrive, find each other, grab a drink and settle into the day.

We get a pretty good seat for all the little moments.

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