16/05/2026
ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨
Our restaurant business has a new silent shareholder… Anthony Albo.
We call him “47%”.
Never spoken to a customer.
Never cleaned a table.
Never burnt himself on the coffee machine.
Never closed at midnight.
Never opened at 8am.
Never helped pay wages, rent, power, suppliers or insurance.
But every time… there he is, taking his 47% without lifting a finger. Make sure you give him a warm welcome when you see him 😂😂