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Thousand Apologies A pocket-sized rebellion against bland food and boring sauce bottles. Melbourne-made hot sauces bold balanced heat.

No devils, no flames — just really good sauce, with a bit of a attitude

Coffee Supreme beans, nutty wattleseed, raspberry and habanero 🌶️☕️Here’s a little behind the scenes look at how this fl...
21/10/2026

Coffee Supreme beans, nutty wattleseed, raspberry and habanero 🌶️☕️

Here’s a little behind the scenes look at how this flavour packed favourite comes together, from the ingredients to the final bottle. A little roasted depth, a cheeky hit of sweetness and a slow burn kick.

What sauce should we break down next? 👀

20/10/2026

Our new gift boxes have landed. All six sauces in bigger 150ml bottles, or pick your own set of three. The six set ships free.

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18/10/2026

Some people have a favourite snack. We have a favourite sauce… and apparently, one bottle just doesn’t cut it 🌶️😂

Your meals deserve a little more personality. Find your flavour and stock up on your favourite Thousand Apologies sauce.

15/10/2026

Money can’t buy happiness… but it can buy hot sauce, so you’re definitely onto something 🌶️

A Thousand Apologies, because apparently happiness tastes better with a little heat.

14/10/2026

Just casual weeknight dinner 😎

No shortcuts. Just a whole lot of chilli, flavour and very busy hands 🌶️Made by hand in small batches in Melbourne, beca...
11/10/2026

No shortcuts. Just a whole lot of chilli, flavour and very busy hands 🌶️

Made by hand in small batches in Melbourne, because good hot sauce doesn’t come from a factory line.

08/10/2026

Coming soon.

We may have changed the bottle. We did not touch the sauce. Put the pitchforks down. A little bit bigger at 150ml now. The originals are selling out, and a few stockists have already leaked the new ones.

New bottles, new era. Explanation pending.

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07/10/2026

It’s that time of the year and we are kicking things off with Finders Keepers this weekend. Come and join us. We’ll have some fun new things too.

Royal Exhibition Building, 9 to 11 October.
230+ Australian designers, makers and food creators under one very good roof.

Support local. It’s the only kind of peer pressure we endorse.

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