1800 crush on u

1800 crush on u 🐢 🎀 𝟣𝟪00💍𝒸𝓇𝓊𝓈𝒽♡𝓃𝓊 🎀 🐢
Time to take things out of the DMs 💦 A new club x dating experience just for U. New connections on Feb 17 at the Toff in Town

Am I asking for too much!!?! Apparently not because you superstars went above and beyond and we were able to donate $400...
03/03/2022

Am I asking for too much!!?! Apparently not because you superstars went above and beyond and we were able to donate $400 to the legendary Vixen Collective who advocate for sw3rs rights in Victoria.

You all helped the hotties pop their pu$$y so you can pop yours!! 😜 We want to thank everyone for supporting this idea from the get go that launch blew all our expectations and we hope we can keep delivering for you hotties 😘

I want to kiss each and every one of you as a thank you 🥰🥰

✨💗Thank. You. So. Much✨💗 we are overwhelmed by your support thank you to everyone who got down next time we have to get ...
18/02/2022

✨💗Thank. You. So. Much✨💗 we are overwhelmed by your support thank you to everyone who got down next time we have to get somewhere bigger for you all!!

We’ve popped our pay id and bsb info here incase you didn’t get a chance to donate on the door with all proceeds going to the Vixen Collective who have just done so much work getting sw decriminalised recently in Victoria show them some love y’all.

We hope you enjoyed🥰 what did we do well? What should we do differently? Let us know our dms stay open but for now rest your little angel heads and throw your phone away for the weekend. Unless you’re replying to your new boo 😘

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✨❣️THE DAY IS HERE❣️✨ time to make your dreams come true you hot sexy angels 😍 I can’t wait to see all your gorgeous fac...
17/02/2022

✨❣️THE DAY IS HERE❣️✨ time to make your dreams come true you hot sexy angels 😍 I can’t wait to see all your gorgeous faces have you picked your outfit yet!? Wear that thing that makes your butt look good 😘

So here’s the rundown for you lovers:

7 pm: Doors open, DJ Delight
8 pm: on tunes
Speed Dating Round 1
8.30 pm: se❌ Ed
9 pm: Speed Dating Round 2
9.30 pm: Jewel & Cobra ( )
10 pm: Speed Dating Round 3
11pm: Drag
11.15- ¿? .suga.princess clubbing it up

Ooft 🥵💦 Dripping just thinking about it! Speaking of which we have a few surprises to keep you lubricated:

GIVEAWAY WINNERS WILL BE ANNOUNCED TONIGHT💦💗

3 x lucky hotties will be walking away stocked up with .life goodies to get you slip slop slapped for all your se❌ual fantasies. If you bought a tix you’re already in the running.

🌷💖WET YOUR WHISTLE WITH OUR DRINK SPECIAL💖🌷
We’ll be slinging $15 Pomegranate Bellini’s all night long:

Pomegranate Liqueur, Rose Syrup, lemon and rose water, topped with Prosecco and garnished with a strawberry.

🌷Absolutely Devine darling🌷

A few doubles tickets left but singles are flying 💘 tickets will be available on the door so get down quick!

Love you ###

💗Have you been feeling or thinking this lately!? 💗I wanted to address it because I think it’s important to reflect on yo...
16/02/2022

💗Have you been feeling or thinking this lately!? 💗I wanted to address it because I think it’s important to reflect on your presence in a space.

This event is centred on the needs and perspectives of bipoc, q***r and swer folks. This informs our philosophy and there is a rich theoretical tradition of folks from these backgrounds pushing back against oppression and exisiting radically.

What comes with this existence is marginalisation. By centreing these groups we are approaching love through a radical lens, challenging what love looks like and for who. If you are not a member of these groups maybe you should feel uncomfortable like we have to every day when we walk outside!

Think about how you can go further than centreing yourself and your emotions of uncomfortableness into tangible actions support and respect!! Different genders sexual orientations and backgrounds will be mingling at this event as it’s open to everyone but we simply cannot build a community oriented vision of love without putting those often pushed to the back forward!

We will be taking donations at the door. If you can afford to live in this town you can probably afford to donate so please reflect on going beyond just feeling awkward 🤪

Love is love and love is for everyone but we gotta make it accessible for all the hotties not just the normie ones 💘

time 2 introduce ur hot djs and performers: 🎤💋first up; dj is going to sooth that h***y soul of urs while u mingle and ...
15/02/2022

time 2 introduce ur hot djs and performers: 🎤💋

first up; dj is going to sooth that h***y soul of urs while u mingle and get the convos flowing with a (dirty cheap) cocktail in hand, 🍸❤️‍🔥🧑🏼‍❤️‍💋‍🧑🏾

next; jewel and cobra ( & ). Two hotties ready to warm up your insides with a dangerously seductive dance spectacle. 🥵🔥

then: DRAG. no words for none other than on the main stage. get ready to get whipped and scratched coz this bitch is a messy slt who LIVES for drama.🎭💅🧛‍♀️

and FINALLY; dj .suga.princess will get the club pumping in the late hours with some high energy shiiiit. ⚡️⚔️🥀

so much to offer. doors at 8pm. dont miss a single thing u naughty minx. 💫

💘Well aren’t you lucky!! 💘We are so blessed to have an incredible special guest from who will be delivering talks in be...
15/02/2022

💘Well aren’t you lucky!! 💘We are so blessed to have an incredible special guest from who will be delivering talks in between speed dating rounds💋

Be prepared for cofounder to give you some se❌ education that is unlike anything you got in high school thank god 😍 founded as a post modern se❌ toy concept store we know these talks from the posmo creator will deliver for all the girls g**s thems and theys! 💦🎀

Definitely not the se❌ ed approved by the Morrison government be sure to book your ticket so you can learn all about safe steamy intimacy from the one and only 🥵

💘💖Some essential info for you angels 💖💘 You must read this information before you attend our event.It’s essential that y...
13/02/2022

💘💖Some essential info for you angels 💖💘 You must read this information before you attend our event.

It’s essential that you understand the space you are in and the behaviour expected of you so we can fill it with love 🥰🥰 There will be safety angels on the night who can assist with any queries and who can guide you on the path of love. If you’re feeling overwhelmed there will be an area to catch your breath.

We want all you hotties to connect! Break some of those barriers to intimacy and have a five minute chat with a stranger to build deeper connections with one another💞. Speed dating is simply an opportunity to chat with someone and see where it takes you🎀 Very little emphasis on the dating part, you don’t have to be looking for your next boo thang to participate🥰

💦YOU GET A BAG! YOU GET A BAG💦 You know we wouldn’t leave you high and dry!! To help you pursue your solo partnered and ...
10/02/2022

💦YOU GET A BAG! YOU GET A BAG💦

You know we wouldn’t leave you high and dry!! To help you pursue your solo partnered and quintuple needs we have a giveaway and we’re bringing in reinforcements 😍
life is a Naarm based company looking to remove the friction both physical and psychological that gets in the way of consenting adults experiencing pleasure 🤤 I’m dripping just thinking about what they’ve put in your goodie bags!

Book your ticket to win 1 of 3 .life goodie bags containing:

1 x Breath Spray 30ml
1 x Oil based l**e 30ml
1 x Water based l**e 30ml

All in a gorgeous dripfeed.life tote with a couple of little bonuses to! 💞😉💞

By purchasing a ticket you automatically go into the running to receive a bag but tag two friends and repost any of our pics to increase your chances to get fully lubricated boo 💦🥰

Keep your eyes peeled for a winner to be announced on Valentine’s Day 💘 This Monday 14th with the rest announced on the night💞 slather yourself in love and show .life some love babes💞

09/02/2022

✨Wooow she’s getting theoretical 🤪✨ hopefully this can clarify a bit of the who what and why if 1800Crushonu💗

We want this event to be about all sorts of connections, not just romantic ones. It’s for friends strangers lovers and everything in between! Don’t feel daunted by speed dating, this is about much more than finding your wifie 💞

Embrace love for yourself and others and lean into non physical intimacy, you’re beautiful and we all want a slice 😘

Check out who inspired this event and put your hot pants on because we can’t wait to fall in love with you 😍

Hello? Cupid? Is that you? We all know how nerve wracking it is to get your crush to the function, so we’re making it ea...
07/02/2022

Hello? Cupid? Is that you? We all know how nerve wracking it is to get your crush to the function, so we’re making it easier!! Whether it’s a friend crush or high school crush we want to help you help yourself boo boo💋Just slide into our dms and we’ll slide into your crushes with total anonymity guaranteed!! (100000 roses not included 😥). Start planning your outfit now and remember respect and consent is key 💗 Just cuz you like them doesn’t mean they like you!! But I still love all of you, so much so that I paid for bootleg photoshop so I could make this 🥰

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