Bloody Awesome Regal Royalty of Anglers

16/10/2020

The current situation has bought home several truths. We, at the Nation Of B.A.R.R.A have remained the professional, humble and hard working representatives of our Glorious Nation. However, it delights (and saddens) us, that Mick Gum Gum has taken our sovereign border policies and employed them (without the recognition our glorious nation deserves), to ensure our nation.

Minister for Drones, has been monitoring the borders 23.99 hours a day (without recognition, but significant cost to his drone Air Force) and achieved a 0% Mexicanos infection rate.

Our Intelligence network continues to disrupt the infected intents of the exterior “states”. They have also managed to realign the satellite orbits to ensure an exceptional wet season and a bonza run off. El Duce’s promise of “Make Angling Great Again” is about to come to fruition. Vive les B.A.R.R.A.

04/10/2018

For those heading out chasing the million dollar Barra.
Make sure you get any Mexicans to fill out the paperwork before you head out..

The document you MUST sign before targeting a Million Dollar Fish! Avoid the fight fishos! You’ll regret not keeping a few under the console ...Print the JPEG below or download the PDF here: https://ab.co/2ybWKZv

30/06/2018

Come past and get you TEBS and Defence discount..
Old tackle world 11 mile..

21/01/2018

YEAH BOI!!! Not long to go now..

Get the diary out, fill in your leave forms, start chalking up points with the partner and lock in the dates for the 2018 Top End Barra Series!!! With our awesome regular sponsors back onboard along with some great new ones there are some fantastic prizes up for grabs!!

02/11/2017

Citizens of B.A.R.R.A, our beloved nation is under attack from Evil forces from within the nation and externally as well.

These are dangerous times for our Fledgling nation. External forces are sponsoring terrible and subversive actions as we sit comfortably in our nation.

The external yet, dangerous Nanny State Terrorist Brigade has infiltrated the “Government” who are suppressing our independence. They are employing fake news daily to justify their terrible acts. The illegal attempt at implementing a legal limit of Alcohol for skippers highlights this.

We must stand peacefully for the freedoms of our nation. We must not be oppressed. The oppressive “Gunnerment” is more fanatical than Kim Jong Fat Wun. They will not stop until we are disarmed of our tinnies (floating ad drinking ones) and Barra gear. They are going to close the Finnis on us completely.

These are horrific crimes against Humanity. We can’t wait for the UN to intervene. We must stand for our nation. We, here as your representatives have already sent our Minister for Defence, deep into Enemy Territory - the region of Poo Eaters (The Enemy refers to them as Bream). He is on a dangerous Counter Intelligence mission. Initial reports are terrifying.

The enemy has Alcohol limits on the water, they have these horrific brandings along their boats that is a combination of letters and numbers (they call it rego), the Enemy also has to be inpossession of a boating Licence. They are locked out of most areas so that their oppressed and foolish citizens can not fish. Yet they allow the r**e and destruction of their marine resources, on a nuclear war scale, by their Political Donors.

We must recognise and resist this horrific warfare being exerted upon our nation by foreign states.

We float, we vote, we crack tinnies for Finnies, We are the citizens of B.A.R.R.A!!!

Get peacefully vocal to your local foreign Gunnerment rep, get your stickers out, Conduct informed and vocal protest on the Gunnerment’s members Social media pages. We must resist, or we will all be refugees in our own land.

23/08/2017

Citizens of BARRA, our new shady camp ramp is progressing well..
looking forward to giving this a test run soon..

04/07/2017

A big thinks to all the sponsors and competitors for a great first half to TEBS 2017.

14/06/2017

Heads up to all the citizens of BARRA..

Update on Shady Camp Boat ramp upgrade

Work has commenced on the Shady Camp saltwater boat ramp upgrade. The existing boat ramp will remain open until the 13th of June which includes the coming June long weekend.

From the 13th of June the existing boat ramp will be closed and the adjacent Temporary Boat ramp will be operational from this date. The tidal access of the Temporary Boat ramp is less than the existing boat ramp, so care should be taken by boat users to ensure that they launch safely on an appropriate tide. Please follow all signage on site.

23/03/2017

Sunset on the Daly..
racing back to the ramp before the storm hits..

19/01/2017

We are pleased to announce that our recent meeting with "The Don" aka - "Big Hair Ginga Ninja POTUS Donald Trump" went very well. In a long and entertaining meeting, he fired several commercial fishermen on the spot, we spoke about our mutual 'problem' with "Mexicans". After we explained that our "Mexicans" look just like him, yet cause immense issues for the nation of B.A.R.R.A, "The Don" has agreed to build our Wall to keep them pesky Southern Mexican fishing terrorists out of our beautiful nation. Vive le B.A.R.R.A!

19/01/2017

Don't forget to catch the Tinny tomorrow arvo.

Chris Rutishauser:
"Slapped in the face by the first Barra for 2017"
A 'kiss of love' or an ominous warning for the year ahead?

Just a taste of what you'll hear on the new look Tinny. Coming soon to a boat ramp near you in 2017!

ABC Radio Darwin:
>> This Friday 5-6pm on the way home from work.
>> This Saturday 5-6am on the way to the ramp.

Tinny Podcast:
Including exclusive good oil and more fishing reports.
iTunes >> http://apple.co/1Xov1tN
ABC Radio app >> http://ab.co/1VtfpUw

Call: 1300 Mullet
Text: 0487991057
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